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apocalypsos) wrote2004-03-04 10:05 pm
apocalypsos) wrote2004-03-04 10:05 pm
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The vampire's name is Don?! *snerk* I love it!
Seriously, though, this show? Fucking rocks. It sort of annoyed me when one of the houseguests (I think his name was Noel and he was a total asshat throughout the whole show) said early on that "they all must be actors." After hearing Fiona the Wiccan on the radio the other day, I would have totally started an argument over that one. Then again, if I were in that house, I'd be trying everything. Dive into a pool of blood? Sure. Voodoo ritual? What the hell, I've never done it before. Going nude in that crowd? Hell, yeah! That'd probably be why I'd make a bad contestant. I'd be into everything, asking questions, being sincerely interested, and trying it all. If I ended up with the cash in the end, it'd just be a neat little bonus.
I mean, the Alts themselves are the kind of people I'd love to hang out with. Considering all my Wiccan friends, Fiona wouldn't make me flinch at all. Plus, dude, her clothes are gorgeous. The same goes for the Voodoo Priestess, who honestly sounded like a fun, interesting woman to hang with. Excepting the stupid name, Avocado the Naturalist seemed very level-headed and was honestly kind of cute. And I don't think I need to tell you that I'd be quizzing Art the Modern Native on the tats, which were that great authentic tribal that looks just as good after it fades a little. And Don! I adore Don. Much like Marilyn Manson not only in appearance, but in the fact that under it all, there's a well-oiled, hard-working brain. Plus, flowing red velvet coat! I may have to marry the fanged, white-eyed freak just for the clothes and the jewelry!
Having said that, the contestants amuse the hell out of me. Brett, because he looks like a much cuter and not much less denser redneck-ish Freddie Prinze, Jr. Jamie, because she's an exotic dancer, has no room to talk about anyone else's lifestyle, and knows it. Kelly, who's whiny and pitiful and needs to stop troweling on the black eyeliner if she's going to whimper and cry like a puss at the drop of a crucifix. Tim, who seems like he wandered onto the set after leaving Home Depot and has no idea why the hell he has to put up with these people.
I may have to get rides home very Thursday night just so I can see these first-run. Don ... hee!
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I'd just like to state again that whoever told Bush & Co. to put images of 9/11 in campaign shots needs to be bitch-slapped. By everyone in the entire bloody country.
The line ends in Oregon. I'd suggest bringing a Big Gulp and a deck of cards. You're gonna need it.
Seriously, though, this show? Fucking rocks. It sort of annoyed me when one of the houseguests (I think his name was Noel and he was a total asshat throughout the whole show) said early on that "they all must be actors." After hearing Fiona the Wiccan on the radio the other day, I would have totally started an argument over that one. Then again, if I were in that house, I'd be trying everything. Dive into a pool of blood? Sure. Voodoo ritual? What the hell, I've never done it before. Going nude in that crowd? Hell, yeah! That'd probably be why I'd make a bad contestant. I'd be into everything, asking questions, being sincerely interested, and trying it all. If I ended up with the cash in the end, it'd just be a neat little bonus.
I mean, the Alts themselves are the kind of people I'd love to hang out with. Considering all my Wiccan friends, Fiona wouldn't make me flinch at all. Plus, dude, her clothes are gorgeous. The same goes for the Voodoo Priestess, who honestly sounded like a fun, interesting woman to hang with. Excepting the stupid name, Avocado the Naturalist seemed very level-headed and was honestly kind of cute. And I don't think I need to tell you that I'd be quizzing Art the Modern Native on the tats, which were that great authentic tribal that looks just as good after it fades a little. And Don! I adore Don. Much like Marilyn Manson not only in appearance, but in the fact that under it all, there's a well-oiled, hard-working brain. Plus, flowing red velvet coat! I may have to marry the fanged, white-eyed freak just for the clothes and the jewelry!
Having said that, the contestants amuse the hell out of me. Brett, because he looks like a much cuter and not much less denser redneck-ish Freddie Prinze, Jr. Jamie, because she's an exotic dancer, has no room to talk about anyone else's lifestyle, and knows it. Kelly, who's whiny and pitiful and needs to stop troweling on the black eyeliner if she's going to whimper and cry like a puss at the drop of a crucifix. Tim, who seems like he wandered onto the set after leaving Home Depot and has no idea why the hell he has to put up with these people.
I may have to get rides home very Thursday night just so I can see these first-run. Don ... hee!
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I'd just like to state again that whoever told Bush & Co. to put images of 9/11 in campaign shots needs to be bitch-slapped. By everyone in the entire bloody country.
The line ends in Oregon. I'd suggest bringing a Big Gulp and a deck of cards. You're gonna need it.