I hate birds.

[apocalypsos]

• 18:21 @Rep_Giffords We are grateful you got to be there. :) #
• 18:35 "@jazzetc: @trollprincess @Rep_Giffords GAG" Damn, is Marcus's ball gag stuck in your mouth *again*? #
• 21:00 @fuggirls Cabbage and noodles? Cabbage and pierogies? #
• 22:15 Dear Walmart: Your lapdesk selection is inadequately labeled. It took me a half an hour to find them. #
• 22:23 If I didn't know any better, the major difference I would see between "American Idol" + "The X-Factor" based on the ads is "the spelling." #
• 22:29 At least "The Voice" set itself apart by being needlessly complicated and acknowledging that gay people exist. #
• 07:11 My right arm is trapped under my cat. Please send a Swiss army knife and a copy of 127 Hours. #
• 07:39 Dear conservatives: When you accuse Obama of being a socialist, *actual* socialists laugh their asses off. #
• 08:38 Tried listening to the audiobook of Undead and Unwed yesterday. Was brutally reminded that I really, REALLY don't like Betsy. #
• 08:46 @Kajivar @tomandlorenzo Seriously. It wasn't the worst outfit up there, but top three? Lay off the sauce, judges. #
• 09:35 @elizabertsays Virginity isn't a gift. I've still got mine + if it were a gift, I would have returned it + got a Tivo years ago. #
• 09:44 Heroine Addiction, by me. :) t.co/gaMT6Wq #ebooks #kindle #superheroes #theresalwaysthat1person #whokeepstweetinglinkstotheirbook #
• 09:51 @elizabertsays It becomes more valuable as it ages, right? Maybe if I wait a few years I can use my virginity as a down payment on a house. #
• 10:44 I am beginning to believe our local Sheetz only stocks David pumpkin seeds because I show up and buy three bags a day. #
• 14:36 @txvoodoo I shudder to ask, but whaaaaa? #
• 14:39 How is it that I can wear skirts all summer long and yet you still cannot stare directly at my legs without going blind? #
• 14:47 Buy my book for your friends. Tell them you saw a book abt a bisexual biracial plus-sized rockabilly ex-superheroine + you thought (cont.) #
• 14:47 of them. That'll confuse the fuck out of 'em. :) #

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