I hate birds.

[apocalypsos]

• 17:25 My brother got accepted to go back to school at Keystone. Or "Keystroke," as his text informed me. #
• 17:26 Goddamn you, Melanie Moore, for making me think upon hearing there'd be a Dirty Dancing remake, "Oh, I know who should play Baby!" #
• 07:50 I just had Hot Tamales and Milk Duds for breakfast. I either fail or win at adulthood. #
• 08:01 @sinnerforhire I have pumpkin spice ice cream sauce and every so often I'm tempted to just eat it straight from the jar like that. :) #
• 13:12 I'm guessing Rick Perry will respond to W comparisons with a W/Perry photo op to prove he's not W in a '70 game show host's wig. #
• 13:15 I can't wait until a few years passes and the only way I will be allowed to get an abortion is if I incorporate myself. #
• 13:21 @calystarose I prefer to think of it as a massive layoff with an impressive severance package. *rimshot* #
• 14:08 I would like to see any GOP candidate name at least one first-world country where their archaic ideas actually work. #
• 15:16 The palest makeup is not pale enough for me. When are they going to make foundation for transluscent people? #

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