apocalypsos | I hate birds.

16:02 My parents, who had me next to a lake, raised me next to one, + took me to one during the summers, just asked me if I know how to fish. #
16:18 @moirarogersbree That sounds like my rating system, too. #
18:47 Does anybody know of a children's book publisher that accepts unsolicited manuscript? #
18:54 @Karnythia It's a story with accompanying artwork. My mom made it a few years back for school + was thinking of trying to publish it. #
18:54 @decontextual Ooo, good idea! #
20:50 My dad is reading the book. He's 25% done. "Is Morris really dead? I don't think Morris is really dead." Why ask me? Keep reading. Sheesh. #
08:12 This was my cat's favorite toy until a few years ago. Then he threw it in the toilet. I really need to buy another one. t.co/9AGmVxE #
08:26 Dear @RepPaulRyan: Voters already pay to ask you questions. You might know it better as your salary. #
08:32 #IWishTheyWouldBringBack Journeyman, Pushing Daisies, Firefly, The Middleman, + Dead Like Me. TV execs are cruel + heartless creatures. #
08:38 Taylor Momsen says she's quit acting, if by quitting she means everyone who'd hire her wishes she'd wash her face, wear panties + grow up. #
09:40 I keep looking at my financial aid statement + giving myself a headache trying to figure out how to get an iPad with it. #firstworldproblems #
09:44 The balance of it, of course. I'm buying lots and lots of school with the bulk of it. #
09:51 YKYWTM Leverage when you see an article called 5 Things You Didn't Know Could Be Hacked + realize you've seen 2/5 hacked on the show. #
09:58 The #1 entry in this article is fucking amazing. t.co/FOqfNLh #
10:09 @cleolinda If nothing else, my ereader has lowered the number of paperbacks in my purse at any given time from 3-5 to one (my own). #
10:12 @OTOOLEFAN @SpeakerBoehner Rich people don't stay rich during hard times by spending extra $ on job creation. They stay rich by saving it. #
12:17 I'm not mad that Perry implied when asked that Obama didn't love America. I'm mad that such a dumb question was asked in the first place. #
12:19 I will admit, though, I want someone to ask the Aaron Sorkin question. "How can you claim to love America when you clearly hate Americans?" #
13:29 I live in gleeful anticipation of tomorrow's PR. I may not be happy until Nina rips someone a new one with her teeth. #HBIC #DontBoreNina #
14:53 I'm so suckered by trends. Today I was so driven to be like everyone else I announced my intention to run for the GOP candidacy. #

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