I hate birds.

[apocalypsos]

• 22:29 My phone was not getting email or Twitter updates all day long. I've only just stopped the withdrawal twitches. #
• 22:49 Fox News says 99% of "poor" people have fridges. Whereas ACTUAL poor people cool their food in a plastic bag dangled into a river. Hmph. #
• 22:54 @particle_person And may not be theirs even then. I have a fridge. Up until I stop paying rent, that is. #
• 23:17 @tbq_ I honestly don't get it. I mean, do they think REAL poor people in this country live out of coolers? #
• 23:18 @tbq_ Oh, sorry. You should grateful for that fridge because there are poor people in Africa who would kill for a fridge. #
• 23:19 @tbq_ They're literally handwaving poverty with the same argument your grandma used to use to get you to eat tuna casserole. #
• 23:21 @butterflykiki I lived almost entirely out of the 7-11 deli section for six months due to a roommate dispute. Does that count? #
• 23:30 Cat Rule #5: You don't have two pillows on your bed. You have one pillow and the cat's napping cushion. #
• 23:34 Cat Rule #6: You can see thru the cat to the movie his fat butt just blocked if you scratch the right spot. Keep scratching, you'll find it. #
• 23:42 Cat Rule #7: Don't plan on your pet looking like its owner. Your cat would never be caught dead in that sweater. #
• 23:45 Fun historical cat fact: My mom is the only person in history to dress her cats in sweaters for Xmas cards + still have all her appendages. #
• 11:48 I really hope the Amazon sellers I ordered from two days ago ship my purchases before I die of old age. #
• 11:55 Heroine Addiction, ye olde bisexual biracial ex-superheroine novel. Only $2.99! t.co/gaMT6Wq #ebooks #books #kindle #lgbt #reading #
• 14:55 Question: If you're graduating, poor, + want to travel the world, is there a modern day equivalent to the Peace Corp that's not the PC? #
• 15:19 @moirarogersbree What gets me is that the video game industry succeeds just fine w/female leads. Metroid, Tomb Raider, Resident Evil ... #
• 15:25 Eh, to be fair, I'm sitting next to my bro and he contributed that. Granted it's anecdata, but he said most guy gamers he knows (cont.) #
• 15:26 @moirarogersbree don't care as long as the characters are kickass, even if it's all women. A good character's a good character (his words). #
• 15:36 @moirarogersbree Sadly, I can't think of many forums that*doesn't* describe. :( #

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