apocalypsos | I hate birds.

17:27 Apparently we're getting our check into the boards by Irene here in NEPA on Sunday. I should have a disaster movie marathon just 'cause. #
17:29 It's so weird having an MP3 player that can hold all my music. I haven't heard the same song all damn day as per usual. #firstworldproblems #
17:38 I have been watching Project Runway since day one and I have yet to see a model do a little turn or shake their little tush. #
17:54 I like such awful music. I once worried my CDs would get stolen from my car. My brother said, "If they steal your CDs, they asked for it." #
18:06 What's the challenge tonight on PR? I forget. #
20:10 @calystarose Apparently they need a physical too. #
20:16 Who else is completely unsurprised Joshua came in first? #
20:17 Josh C! :D #
20:24 Aw, look! They took Josh C out of the closet ... er, sprung him from Sequesterville. #
20:38 ... well, I still love Anya. #
20:48 Remember that first episode when Bert wasn't a dick? Ah, the good old days. #
21:16 I think my favorite outfit is definitely Viktor's dress/motorcycle jacket. I would totally snap that up. #
21:27 I wonder if those girls in the kitchen in the Febreeze commercial are a couple. If not, I really want them to be. #
07:01 Switching my cat back to canned food for the week reminds me of one reason why I so appreciate his usual dry-only diet. #purringalarmclock #
07:05 Aaand that last tweet prompted a bot to spam me with diet pills. Dear Twitter: My cat's not THAT fat. He's just a dandruff machine. #
08:09 @LOLGOP I'm pretty sure that if you're Sarah Palin, you lose every morning when you wake up. #
08:24 Can you imagine growing up in Eric Cantor's house? "Daddy, I broke my arm!" "Well, we're just going to have to cut your allowance." #
08:47 I need to go tea-shopping at Adagio soon. I'm out of all the good tea - wild strawberry, vanilla chai, Irish breakfast, toasted marshmallow. #
09:12 I think that before Rick Santorum makes gay-marriage comparisons he snorts the same stuff Noel Fielding takes before writing jokes. #
09:14 I also think Santorum has never seen the Double Rainbow video becausr he thinks it's gay porn. #
09:17 I think so many homophobes having gay kids and siblings is a better sign of God's feeling about gays than hurricanes and earthquakes. #
09:20 Irene is supposed to flush NYC subway rats above ground. All right, who questioned the existence of rodents of unusual size? #
09:25 @spooloflies Yeah, that's the downside. :( #
09:31 There is a contestant on the nest season of Work Of Art named Sucklord. I suddenly want to hug my mom for naming me Jennifer. #
13:07 #fridaylistens A Stolen Life, Jaycee Dugard. I would ask for permission to show you my appalled face, but this expression may be stuck on. #
13:09 @mishacollins Pfft. Like you'd need to waste money on roofies. #
13:12 @moirarogersbree @Ceilidhann I'm a fantasy junkie and voracious reader of historical disaster books. DON'T TEMPT ME. #

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