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17:34 I got my parents to watch Leverage. Finally! I WIN. \O/ #
17:39 @kitalita Oh, man, I'll have to find them. I like my pens fine line. :) #
17:40 @cleolinda I have fifty or so in my laptop bag. I think it's more weighed down by pens than by the actual laptop. #
18:07 @briecs No, but when you've got people running it who suck, that'll happen. See: The rest of the Bush years. #
18:12 Apparently w/o my input my dad and brother had already designated The Help the "Thank you, white lady, for my civil rights movement!" movie. #
18:17 @briecs Not if the president in question nominates the man who doesn't bother to lead it during an actual disaster. #
19:28 Still no power here. My entire town is dark. This is profoundly creepy. *shudders* #
05:56 @sinnerforhire Ours still isn't back on. This is seriously ridiculous. #
06:02 @sinnerforhire Yeah, and that it might take days for some people to get theirs back. I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and guess that's me. #
06:03 @sinnerforhire I seriously can't go into work if I have no power. I have nowhere to shower. Urgh. #
06:07 @sinnerforhire My job's open. (Damn it.) Also, driving home from my parents' yesterday was creeeeepy. The whole valley was pitch black. #
06:23 @AnnCurry After Katrina, I think I would rather be over-evacuated than under-. And I still fail to see how a hurricane can be overhyped. #
06:26 Apparently power outages lead to me having bad dreams about mass murderers killing my whole family + me getting lost in my own hometown. Ew. #
06:36 I would have more faith in politicians who were against gov't spending if they started cutting the budget by giving up their own paychecks. #
06:39 The great thing about outlawing same-sex marriage is that doing so will make everyone stop being gay. Oh, wait ... #
06:41 I won't vote for an anti-gov't politician for the same reason I wouldn't hire someone who said they'd burn down the place on their 1st day. #
07:02 @halseanderson @libbabray I bet it'd be something like VIRGIN PREGNANT (SHYEAH RIGHT), We Three Kings Tour, + #herodisadick. #
07:43 Beyonce is pregnant? Boy, Lady Gaga is taking that arriving-at-awards-shows-in-eggs thing to impressive new levels. #
07:45 @trishalynn True, but considering the current salary if a U.S. rep, they must eat an awful lot. #
07:46 @trishalynn There also seems to be the fact that the vast majority of the ones against gov't spending are rich enough to go w/o. #
08:12 Bachmann said God sent Irene b/c He hates gov't spending. Now the gov't has to spend a ton of money to fix what Irene trashed. #
09:39 @beachkid I'm still going back to the last one, shouting "I'm as surprised as you are!" and dying laughing. I amuse easily. #
09:42 I spotted PPL trucks in the next town over. Which is good, b/c the girl at the DG in the next town after that said it might be 3 more days. #
09:43 Also, that DG is apparently the go-to place for those of us in the area w/o power. And when I say area, it seems I meant "entire county." #
09:45 I'm not going to work today b/c I'm a.) five minutes from a panic attack and b.) unable to shower. Which isn't helping w/ the panic attack. #
09:55 @QuarterLifeSam I know, right? It's sunny and cloudless in PA. Why is my power still out?! #becausegodhatesgovtspendingthatswhy #
09:59 @tbq_ I've been living off peanut butter sandwiches and mourning the loss of my party cake ice cream. :( #
10:16 @tbq_ *shudders* Yeah, don't remind me about the horrors of a bathroom without power. #
10:58 Ordered my Adagio tea. FINALLY. I'm almost out of their Irish breakfast, which is what Lipton wishes it tasted like. #
11:01 I need to sell enough books to quit my day job, if only because the cat desires a full-time petter. #
11:09 @TakenByTheWind I got sick a few months back + my mom told me to drink Liptons. It only reminded me why I switched to loose tea. #
14:10 @Paradisacorbasi Bwahahaha! OMG, that's awesome. :D #
14:25 My brother just got deemed ineligible for unemployment. Are you fucking serious?! *headdesk* #
14:26 For the record, we had to wait TWO FUCKING MONTHS to find that out. #
15:40 The worst part of him getting turned down is that I loaned him $110 w/the understanding I'd get it back soon. #
15:43 Now I'm going to have to figure out if I can pay my rent AND my copyeditor. Urgh. #
15:50 Also, still no power. Kill me now. #

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