apocalypsos | I hate birds. (Reply)

16:08 I am apparently that girl who listens to academic lectures on fantasy lit and religion at work for funsies. #
20:40 Kindle, Fire, Silk, Cloud ... why do all of Amazon's products sound like they're possible names for Lifetime's porn offshoot? #
20:42 Tomorrow at work we're having a dress-down day, ice cream social, and my birthday. One of those is not an event on the office calendar. #
20:47 Give me a free bday present - join the national bone marrow registry! :) t.co/JwDqie0E #
23:00 Cat Rule #12: Bedtime isn't when you say it is. Bedtime is when I'm sitting in the comfiest spot on the bed staring at you expectantly. #
23:03 Cat Rule #13: I'm so happy to be alive, I'm going to purr loudly while walking across your laptop keyboard over and over again. #
23:10 I have no idea what the Red Sox just did, but given my feed's reactions I'm going to randomly guess it involved drop-kicking Hello Kitty. #
23:16 @splunge2000 My grandpa and brother are Red Sox fans. You'd think I'd just *know* by emotional osmosis. #
23:29 It's been my birthday for twenty-five minutes. I'm having a childish "Wanna present!" pout + an adult "Preferably a monetary one" grumble. #
23:40 I can't wait for my favorite childhood robot toy to be a movie, too. Pretending Barbie was a killer robot from the future counts, right? #
08:12 @amanda_hocking I'm not sure I really trust an author who can't find something to love about books in all their forms. #
08:17 Today is National Coffee Day. January is National Hot Tea Month. Have fun with your sole 24 hours of caffeinated celebrating, losers. #
08:25 "@BorowitzReport: Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate b/c the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron." HA. #
08:32 @_la_mysterieuse Yup, and we get a whole month to celebrate that. ;) #
09:36 B/c coffee drinkers only get 1 day to cheer their caffeine addiction + we get 31 days for our caffeine fix. #explainingthejokesortaruinsit #
09:58 @amandapalmer Could you RT a link to my bisexual superheroine novel for my birthday today? :) t.co/fTsHRPls #
10:00 I wish I could stay home and edit today. :( #
10:45 It just occurred to me that the Twilight series would be the most morbidly screwed-up episode of 16 And Pregnant ever. #
11:47 In retrospect, Eliot doing hinky things in Pakistan + killing the head of Al Qaeda (per Sterling) is even cooler. #leveragererunsareawesome #

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