Hey, I like my guys a little scrawny and geeky, all right? Trust me, if it were real life, I'd probably be dating Clay (willingly, damn it!), whereas if I were presented with Orly, Hugh, Viggo, Johnny, James, Stan, or any other guy on my "Will never get a chance" list, you would see me pouncing on the poor bastards like a Tigger on Viagra. So there.

*user sticks her tongue out at everyone, and reassures them all that I'm still listening to my Coldplay and Evanescence minidisc repeatedly and not to worry so much*