ext_22838 ([identity profile] altoidsaddict.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] apocalypsos 2004-05-23 06:23 pm (UTC)

Okay, I have my three (since you want us to reply to the OP, right?):

1. He sells reproductions! His furniture's as fake as my orgasms!

2. First I played with _____ and then mommy came and I played with mommy. We had an awful good time. Now I want to play with you.

3. Well, I'll get your stupid paper, but you just better start showing me a little more appreciation around here, Mister Man.

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