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[apocalypsos]

Oh, God, am I. I'm so very, very bored.

Anyway, a review of the rules ...

1. No checking IMDb or other search engines for the answers. You have a brain ... use it.
2. You can only guess ONE quote from every set, not all of them. If the person who posted the quote you guess tells you it's correct, and only then may you post three more quotes.
3. Any quotes you post if you can get a right answer, you can feel free to look up on IMDb. However, please comment to the original post, since once the comments go too far, it gets a bit difficult to find any new quotes.

Got it? Good. Here goes ...

1. "Well, it's about time, I haven't thrown up in about an hour." -- Armageddon, guessed by clarus

2. Char 1: "Listening to this crap is guaranteed to make you sterile."
Char 2: "Maybe I want to be sterile." -- Empire Records, guessed by jbones

3. "Terrific. I'm about to get killed a million miles from nowhere with a gung-ho iguana who tells me to relax." -- The Last Starfighter, guessed by neonhummingbird

4. "Well, up here in Elk Snout, ma'am, see we don't know 'bout them things, nor bathrooms neither. Shit, woman, you're lucky I am house broke!" -- Overboard, guessed by frogmajick

5. "The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool." -- Almost Famous, guessed by teleute12

6. "How about ask him for a drink, and then maybe after twenty minutes casually slip into the conversation the fact that you love him totally and would like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies." -- Love Actually, guessed by opportunemoment

7. "Too many guys think I'm a concept or I complete them or I'm going to make them alive, but I'm just a fucked up girl who is looking for my own peace of mind. Don't assign me yours." -- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, guessed by lyrajane

8. "Oh, God, this is one of those key moments in life, when it's possible you can be really, genuinely cool - and I'm failing 100%. I absolutely and totally and utterly adore you and I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world and more importantly I genuinely believe and have believed for some time now that we can be best friends. What do you think?" -- Notting Hill, guessed by laurelin_kit

9. "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style." -- The Replacements, guessed by mimesere

10. "You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian." -- The Birdcage, guessed by altoidsaddict

Comments

[justbluemyself.livejournal.com]

2. Empire Records

[opportunemoment.livejournal.com]

Oh, I so know number six...
Oh! Yes! It's Love Actually although I randomly can't remember who said it. Go me.

[altoidsaddict.livejournal.com]

10. The Birdcage

[neonhummingbird.livejournal.com]

3. The Last Starfighter, which I would have known even if I hadn't just watched it today. (And I won't accidentally paste in another quote this time.)

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

#9 is that wondrous football movie, The Replacements.

[septembergrrl.livejournal.com]

7. "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"

#5 is eating my brain,but I can't name it.

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

#8 is Notting Hill.

Three more quotes

[septembergrrl.livejournal.com]

1. I'd forget all her birthdays until she was 18. Then I'd take her out and get her drunk. And, let's face it, quite possibly try and shag her.

2. Character A: How did you get a driver's license?
Character B: I took a correspondence course.

3. People always call a madhouse "someplace," don't they? Put her "someplace"?

[frogmajick.livejournal.com]

#4 Overboard (Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn)

My contribution:

"I'm a widower. That's like catnip to a cat, in a town where the ladies outnumber you ten to one."

[clarus.livejournal.com]

#1 is Armageddon?

[altoidsaddict.livejournal.com]

Okay, I have my three (since you want us to reply to the OP, right?):

1. He sells reproductions! His furniture's as fake as my orgasms!

2. First I played with _____ and then mommy came and I played with mommy. We had an awful good time. Now I want to play with you.

3. Well, I'll get your stupid paper, but you just better start showing me a little more appreciation around here, Mister Man.

[yueni]

1. Harry Potter: The Chamber of Secrets

[teleute12.livejournal.com]

#5 is... shit. Almost Famous?

[clarus.livejournal.com]

1. Char. 1: "We have murders in New York without benefit of ghouls and goblins."
Char. 2: "You are a long way from New York, sir."

2. Char. 1: "Weddings are one floor down. Congratulations."
Char. 2: "She's not my bride, she's my fare."

3. "It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."

[whitetower.livejournal.com]

Here's mine:

1. "I may be a woman, sir, but if I wish I have the heart of a man!"

2. "Our main plan for the day was to murder Mother. This notion is not a new one, but this time it is a definite plan, which we intend to carry out."

3. "You can't leave me alone in here! Those are the sort of windows faces look in at!"

[teleute12.livejournal.com]

From here

1. Character 1: "Lot of guys from Minnesota and Boston here."
Character 2 (mockingly): "Yeah, that'll work."

2. Charichter 1: "What do you know about women?"
Charichter 2: "I got seven wives, how many you got?"

3. Charichter 1: "What's going on here?"
Charichter 2: "Something you wouldn't recognize. It's called 'love'."

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Okay, because I got "Miracle" right, here's three more ...

1. "Really? Well, in that case, let's keep it. I always wanted a pet that could kill me."

2. Char 1: "You've got a real fire in your belly."
Char 2: "I'm not quite sure what you mean, sir. I've got something in my belly, but I think it's nervous knots."

3. "If I teach you sex, I have to give you sex for homework."

[whitetower.livejournal.com]

Three more, because I got this one right.

1. "Oh, fuck it, I don't have to talk either, man! See how you like it. Just total fuckin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence."

2. "They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?'"

3. "I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading Guns and Ammo, masturbating in your own faeces, do you just stop and go, 'Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!'? Yeah. Do you guys do that?"

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

for getting the Fifth Element right in that thread:

1. Him -- The Truth.
Her -- I don't remember the truth.

2. What?! I can't hear you! OH, MY GOD! HARRY! THE BRIDGE IS OUT!!

3. I can't curse. It won't sound natural.

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

For getting Gross Pointe Blank right in the thread indicated:

1. Men like you thought it up. You think you're so creative.

2. Liberate tuteme enferno.

3. Him--I thought you were a man.
Her--Yeah. Most men think that.

[jldecker.livejournal.com]

Got this one right, so:

1. I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.

2. Pete, it's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.

3. Just cleaning out the old locker, she stinks like ass but I'll sure miss her.

[3jane.livejournal.com]

I got one right over here, but it's important not to get lost in the thread.

1. [last line] Cannibal.

2. Now these are very silly little boots, _____. And this is a very silly little dress. And, um, these are, fuck me, absolutely enormous panties.

3. We can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you blood and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can't give you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory. They're all blood, you see.

Doing six quotes because I can

[silly-dan.livejournal.com]

(Unless I actually can't, I don't know, but I answered 3jane and mimesere's quotes.)

1) "Give me the fucking keys, you fucking cocksucking motherfucker, aaarrrghh."

2) "I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you."

3) "The car I've always wanted, and now I have it. I rule!"

4) "I distrust a man who says "when." If he's got to be careful not to drink too much, it's because he's not to be trusted when he does."

5) "Do you know what happens to a man who doesn't pay his debts? His boots catch fire!"

6) "I'm hungry. Let's get a taco."

[mpoetess.livejournal.com]

Bringing back to the main post from here.

1. "Who knew there was a Phone Gestapo?"

2. "Never run from anything immortal; it attracts their attention."

3. Character 1: Where you headed, cowboy?
Character 2: Nowhere special.
Character 3: Nowhere special. I always wanted to go there.

[jldecker.livejournal.com]

Got another one, so:

1. "Yes, yes. But without the 'oops'."

2. "Smells like bar-b-que dog hair."

3. char1 "We don't want people to reach for their remotes here."
char2 "It's public television."
char3 "They don't have remotes."


And this one means:

1. "So, what you're telling me is that you're so ingrained with White Trash that your facial hair just grows in all white trashy like that?"

2. char1 "I got waylaid by the sweetest Swedish Lapphund who kept me up half the night, and I'm afraid I'm still in bed."
char2 "You sure do get way laid."

3. You look like the Miami Sound Machine just exploded all over you!

And this one, too. Meaning:

1. char1 "I lost?"
char2 "No, you clobbered him."

2. "And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man there were some strong gases eeking outta my butt that day."

3. "Don't worry Shakespeare, you'll get your ending. Once the Duke gets his end-in."