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apocalypsos) wrote2004-05-29 12:12 pm
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Starz Network is promoting "Gigli" as the awful film it is. And it has to be said that the director of programming at Starz has an admirable sense of humor. :)
The newest reality show is like watching paint dry. No, really.
A man in Zambia committed suicide after his wife caught him having sex with a hen. You know, there's a "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke in there, but I don't really want to think about it.
Bozo's getting into the Clown Hall of Fame! Yay! Okay, I admit it. The only reason I link to this is because that accompanying photo is just about the creepiest clown photo this side of Pennywise. Sheesh.
And to offset the creepy clown photo, look! A baby hippo!
It's okay. You can stop now. And I wouldn't be complaining so much, but that all-our-kids-have-the-same-initial bit is bad enough with two or three kids. With fifteen, it's close to competing for the Creepy Prize with that clown photo. Urgh.
Also, from Jay Leno ... ""Al Gore called for the resignation of the entire Bush cabinet, including Rumsfeld, Condoleezza Rice, and CIA director George Tenet, said they should all step down. President Bush, he was furious, boy, he said to Al Gore today, he said 'Hey, who elected YOU president.'" *snerk*
The newest reality show is like watching paint dry. No, really.
A man in Zambia committed suicide after his wife caught him having sex with a hen. You know, there's a "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke in there, but I don't really want to think about it.
Bozo's getting into the Clown Hall of Fame! Yay! Okay, I admit it. The only reason I link to this is because that accompanying photo is just about the creepiest clown photo this side of Pennywise. Sheesh.
And to offset the creepy clown photo, look! A baby hippo!
It's okay. You can stop now. And I wouldn't be complaining so much, but that all-our-kids-have-the-same-initial bit is bad enough with two or three kids. With fifteen, it's close to competing for the Creepy Prize with that clown photo. Urgh.
Also, from Jay Leno ... ""Al Gore called for the resignation of the entire Bush cabinet, including Rumsfeld, Condoleezza Rice, and CIA director George Tenet, said they should all step down. President Bush, he was furious, boy, he said to Al Gore today, he said 'Hey, who elected YOU president.'" *snerk*
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But what I find sad is that they killed the chicken. Poor thing, having been abused it was killed needlessly! Cause, I mean, who the hell would eat it?