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apocalypsos) wrote2004-06-01 09:07 pm
apocalypsos) wrote2004-06-01 09:07 pm
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I heard on the radio today that Jerry Seinfeld spent $900,000 to build a garage for five cars in New York City.
Do you know what I could do with $900,000? Buy a nice little house in the middle of nowhere in Pennsylvania and live comfortably writing for the rest of my life. *resists the urge to throw a childish temper tantrum*
Don't mind me. I'm having one of those "If I wasn't a lazy procrastinating bastard, I wouldn't be working this stupid job" days. Ugh.
EDIT: Sometime this century, I might actually be unchained from my work desk and allowed to go home. That assumes, of course, that the DNA test comes through on the blood I used to sign over my immortal soul to the company.
*headwallheadwallheadwall*
Do you know what I could do with $900,000? Buy a nice little house in the middle of nowhere in Pennsylvania and live comfortably writing for the rest of my life. *resists the urge to throw a childish temper tantrum*
Don't mind me. I'm having one of those "If I wasn't a lazy procrastinating bastard, I wouldn't be working this stupid job" days. Ugh.
EDIT: Sometime this century, I might actually be unchained from my work desk and allowed to go home. That assumes, of course, that the DNA test comes through on the blood I used to sign over my immortal soul to the company.
*headwallheadwallheadwall*