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I heard on the radio today that Jerry Seinfeld spent $900,000 to build a garage for five cars in New York City.

Do you know what I could do with $900,000? Buy a nice little house in the middle of nowhere in Pennsylvania and live comfortably writing for the rest of my life. *resists the urge to throw a childish temper tantrum*

Don't mind me. I'm having one of those "If I wasn't a lazy procrastinating bastard, I wouldn't be working this stupid job" days. Ugh.

EDIT: Sometime this century, I might actually be unchained from my work desk and allowed to go home. That assumes, of course, that the DNA test comes through on the blood I used to sign over my immortal soul to the company.

*headwallheadwallheadwall*

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And just think- you could get a key with which to key those cars for about 39 cents. Not that you ~~know where the freakin' garage IS~~ ever would, of course.

Do you know what I could do with $900,000? Buy a nice little house in the middle of nowhere in Pennsylvania

Or a two bedroom townhouse in Old Town Alexandria.

I would buy a nice little house in the middle of no where, and life forever off the rest too.

Would that I were rich that is.

With 900k, I'd finally make good on my goal to someday buy a golf course, and turn it into a horse ranch. You know, cause so many times it goes the other way 'round...

::smirk::

pS - Love the icon. Hermione kicks ass yo!

FIVE CARS?

God, and here I thought the fictional Seinfeld was the asshole of the centure

A few years ago the University of Michigan althletics department decided to spend $50,000 to put a gold ring around the top of the football stadium. It looked tacky and awful. The head of the University agreed, and they spent $45,000 taking it off and putting it back the way it was.
Your tuition dollars at work.

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