You can name everyone you graduated with.

And it's a really small town if you're related to all of them;)

You know what 4-H is.

Ooooooh yeah.

You used to drag "main."

And then had to do a three point turn around because main is a dead end road.

You said the 'f' word and your parents knew within the hour.

Anyone breathes, lives, or dies you are found out within the hour.

You were ever in the Homecoming parade.

Every year.

The whole school went to the same party after graduation.

Well....yeah.

You don't give directions by street names or directions by references.

Nope. And the most famous "Go down to where the restaurant USED to be."

The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snooty", but is actually just like your town.

Crewell down to the core.

Directions are given using "the" stop light as a reference.

We only got the one.

Weekend excitement involves a trip to a Wal-Mart.

Hey, that's a big thing down home!

Your teachers remember when they taught your parents.

Oh my yes!

The closest McDonald's is 45 miles away.

YES!

So is the closest mall.

Nope, that was over an hour and a half away.

It is normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding lawn mower.

Well, I mean, she took the keys to his truck so how's he supposed to get to the liquor store?