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[apocalypsos]

Spongebob Squarepants porn? The Transformers looking up dirty freaking websites? Really horribly godawfully written Mina/Dorian smut?! Wow. I didn't know it was possible for my eyes to shoots out streams of blood and burst into flames at the same time. Finally, a party trick that kicks the ass of that beyond-lame cherry-stem-tying gag! Woohoo!

P.S. Please, no one ever let me near Adultfanfiction.net again. EVER. I beg you.

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[anxietygrrl.livejournal.com]

After I got the OMGWTFBBQ?!?! out of my system, I found Mitora's writing to have a sort of weird charm. Not much charm, mind you, but there's something so freewheeling and almost... innocent about it.

I'm not so forgiving about his/her Dark Crystal porn, though. Just NO, dude.

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[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I spotted the Dark Crystal section on there. And, not surprisingly, avoided it like a bad case of the plague.

Puppet sex! Yes, now you can share your porn with the kids!

P.S. I have never seen Dark Crystal. On purpose. And now I know why.

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[anxietygrrl.livejournal.com]

The Dark Crystal scared the everliving crap out of me when I was a little kid, but now it's one of my favorite Henson products. But then, I am a whore for all things Henson. ... Uh, figuratively speaking, of course.

[mice.livejournal.com]

Word. Wordy McWord. The slash that shouldn't be slash and how did "she" get a pink bra? Yeah. What in all that is holy. I think what I'm going to do from now on, whenever someone pisses me off, I'm going to send that story to them to hurt them the way it hurt me.

*sobs* What were they doing to the shard?!?

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[anxietygrrl.livejournal.com]

There, there. At least Augra wasn't involved, though that's small comfort, I know.