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[apocalypsos]

First my cat stole my underwear. Now he's trying to eat my Cheetos. He's always in my bedroom, all he wants me to do is pet him ...

Either the little rat bastard has a crush on me or he's really got a hidden webcam in my room that he's making tons of money from and he's trying to kiss up to me so I won't sue for damages when I find the website.

Ahem.

Anyway, Saddam's sons are dead. Considering we're talking about the kids of a guy who himself has about five kajillion clones ... two kids in the same place? It just sounds funky. Giving the government the benefit of the doubt, they were raping, murdering bastisches, so I don't think anybody at the royal family kegger is really going to miss that extra big boy of Bud they always chipped in for.

However, still think Bush is a schmuck, and will continue to do so until a.) he goes far, far, far, far away, b.) he realizes that you can't be President, look like Alfred E. Neuman, and try to talk like a cowboy, and c.) ... um, no. No, he'll be a schmuck until the end of time. And possibly afterwards. I can so picture God sneaking up behind him in the afterlife, sticking a Kick Me sign to his back, and teleporting away with a Muttley-esque snicker.

Desperately feel the need to kill time by posting to marysues. I think a healthy dose of snark heaped upon some poor, defenseless writer will be my present to myself once I pack some more crap into my car and finish the freaking resume I was supposed to get done yesterday.

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[thornsilver]

No, he'll be a schmuck until the end of time. And possibly afterwards. I can so picture God sneaking up behind him in the afterlife, sticking a Kick Me sign to his back, and teleporting away with a Muttley-esque snicker.

Amen! :P

That's both ridiculous and offensive

[doqz.livejournal.com]

God has better things to do that practice childish taunts on our President. I am surprised you would be insensetive enough even to suggest something like that.


Fiver says it's gonna be the Holy Ghost.

Re: That's both ridiculous and offensive

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Dude, who do you think is going to be tying his shoelaces together? ;)

Re: That's both ridiculous and offensive

[doqz.livejournal.com]

Michael, of course. While Gabriel does the wedgie. Damn. You really didn't think this thing through, did you?

Re: That's both ridiculous and offensive

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, do I even want to know what Jesus and the Virgin Mary are doing the guy?

Wait. Stupid question. Of course I want to know what they're doing.

Re: That's both ridiculous and offensive

[doqz.livejournal.com]

JC is setting up the camera, and Mary is warming up the scanner, obviously. Life in Paradise s not what you'd call filled with an excitement. All the party people are downstairs. (On Fridays the entire Heaven is issues earmuffs because you can't hear yourself planning Armageddon over the frenzied screams of "Toga! Toga! Go Caesar, it's your birthday!")

I have it on best authority that Allmighty is growing imcreasingly sulky about the whole business.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

It's them. We had DNA samples to compare to the bodies

[runcible.livejournal.com]

Either the little rat bastard has a crush on me or he's really got a hidden webcam in my room that he's making tons of money from and he's trying to kiss up to me so I won't sue for damages when I find the website.
Bwahaha.