apocalypsos: (marriage)
tatty bojangles ([personal profile] apocalypsos) wrote2004-09-20 09:39 am

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You know, I think it's pretty obvious that I could give a flying fuck that Britney Spears married her skanky boyfriend this weekend. What pisses me off is that she's turning into the equivalent of Princess Diana, since between this cover in July, the one from August with that creepy photo of her and Kevin's poor little kid, and the one that's bound to come out next week, that's three times in as many months that she's been on the cover of People magazine. Jesus, I like that magazine, but this is getting ridiculous.

At least I have Entertainment Weekly to fall back on, which will definitely have mention of it in the magazine but can usually be counted on not to put this crap on the cover.

The woman is five years younger than I am and has already been married twice. Blech.

[identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com 2004-09-20 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
God only knows why, but I can guarantee that the week the People mailbag comes out for that issue, there will be five letters about the article, two saying how wonderful it is she got hitched and three calling her a skank. Also, if someone important happens to die this weekend, at least one letter will be complaining about her getting the cover when Nameless Famous Actor deserves it more.

This is how long I've been reading People, that I can guess the contents of each week's mailbag. *sigh*