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You know, we haven't played Movie Quotes Tag in a while. (I know there's a community specifically for it now, but what the hell?)

The rules go like this ...

I post ten quotes. You can only guess ONE quote at a time. The first one to guess each quote correctly can contribute three quotes of their own. And so on, and so forth down the line, like a big pyramid scheme.

DO ...

... try to stick to different movies when coming with new quotes.
... respond to the OP with your new set of quotes, so that they're easier for people playing to find.
... wait for the person who posted the quote you're guessing to confirm your answer.

DO NOT ...

... guess more than one movie quote in a set.
... use IMDb to guess answers, only to help pick out new quotes.
... be too vague. "Help, help, I'm being repressed!" is not vague. "I'm going to kill you!" is.

And now, the quotes ...
1. "Well, of course you can't reach him. He's off saving the rain forest, or recycling his sandals or some shit."

2. "The only reason I let him keep up this charade is because the man has a mouth like a Hoover." -- Cruel Intentions, guessed by

avariel_wings

3. "Of course he had a gun. This is Texas! Everybody has a gun. My florist has a gun!" -- Miss Congeniality, guessed by

telaryn

4. "And God said, "Where the Hell is Tim?" And there the Hell was Tim."

5. Char1: "This fog is getting thicker."
Char2: "And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger." -- Airplane!, guessed by

dorei

6. "Is it just me, or does every woman in Queens have some kind of an emotional problem?"

7. "You see, Mr. Scott? In the water I'm a very skinny lady." -- The Poseidon Adventure, guessed by

ardath_rekha

8. "Meet the greatest actor in the world! I'd rather kiss a tarantula." --

catmoran

9. "I can see the Statue of Liberty already! Very small, of course." -- Titanic, guessed by

spyderqueen

10. "You're wonderful, in a loathsome sort of way." -- His Girl Friday, guessed by

dramaqueenducky

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...you're the comoderator of the MQT community and you started the game in your own LJ.

*facepalm*

1. "What did he use for rope?"

2. "We are still married, in the eyes of God."
"Then he must be blind."

3. "To fight church and state is to fight Goliath."
"Yeah, well, David beat Goliath in the book I read."

1) "My God! I haven't been f---ed like that since grade school!"
2) Ch. 1: "One day men will look back and say that I gave birth to the twentieth century."
Ch. 2: "You're not going to see the twentieth century."
3) "Ah! The monkey's been shot! Poor little bugger!"

1. "...Green. With... wooden toggles!"

2. "You might be the king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the Reaper!"

3. "I don't know what you did, but I'm sure that you're sorry... and it's cool now."

#1 Char1: We trashed the one that looks like Twisted Sister.
Char2 : Totally annihilated his night-stalking ass!
Char1 : Well, -dog- helped a little.
Char2 : Death to all vampires!
Char1 : Maximum body count!

#2 Char1: Why are we doing this? What's the point of this training?
Char2: Training? This is just for fun!

#3 I want my lamp back. I'm gonna need it to get out of this slimy mudhole.

1. I didn't sell out, son, I bought in. Keep that in mind.

2. Clyde, I have nothing against a good fuck, but there is DANGER here!

3. It's the 90s, plastic surgery is like good grooming.

1. "What are you looking at? You're laborers, you should be laboring. That's what you get for not having an education."

2. "The Defense Department regrets to tell you that your sons are dead because they were stupid."

3. "Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?"

1. This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

2. "Hi, I’m Candy."
"Of course you are..."

3. My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!

#1)1: "My 'animal' assistant as she calls him was merely trying to save the womans life."
2: "There was blood on the ceiling!!!"

#2)1: "do you believe that you're part of gods plan?"
2: "That's a complicated question."
1: "No it isn't"

#3) two obsure ones from the same movie
"Sick Man!! Sick Man Outside!"
"That was really, (coughs some blood) Sneaky"

1. "I don't know what happened. One minute I was calling him a mockery of an environmental leader, the next minute I had a date."

2. "And Winter gave Spring and Summer a miss and went straight into Autumn."

3. "You're a Sikh/Catholic/Muslim with Jewish in-laws?"

4. "Is the colonel's underwear a matter of national security?"

5. "You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that."

6. "We call him Mother Superior on account of the length of his habit."

1. "You owe us a nickel!"

2. "I can certainly understand how the Kennedys feel."

3. Char. 1: "I really think you're just making much too big a thing out of it."
Char. 2: "Making a big thing out of it would have been a good idea."

1. Char 1: I'm going shopping.
Char 2: How much do you need?
Char 1: ::makes hand gesture:: This much.

2. Boy, you don't know nothing. Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.

3. All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps!

1. "My boyfriend is jealous of my girlfriend, and my girlfriend is jealous of my boyfriend..."

2. "Your father? You never said a word about your father! Chicken or Sea Bass?"

3. "Well, I always liked diamonds myself. Rings and bracelets... and a whole dress just covered with them!"

1. "...and there be hanged by the neck till he be dead, dead, dead. Now, do you have anything to say, young man?"
"Yes I do, your Honor. You can go to hell, hell, hell."

2. "Well, who *is* on our side?"
"Six hundred million screamin' Chinamen."
"Well, last I heard, there were a billion screamin' Chinamen."
"There were."

3. "There comes a time, thief, when the jewels cease to sparkle, when the gold loses its luster, when the throne room becomes a prison, and all that is left is a father's love for his child."

1) Ch 1: What are you doing?
Ch 2: Adjusting your breasts. You fainted and they shifted all out of whack

2) Ch 1: Come on where's your manners what would your old mum say?
Ch 2: Fuck me
Ch 1: Wish I met her

3) No no booze, sex I want sex

#1. "Ladies are unwell. Gentlemen vomit."

#2. "We all have knives! It's 1183 and we're barbarians!"

#3. C1: "You're right, he does good work."
C2: "Also, he is an asshole."

#1) Picks up phone "hello _____ _______ We're open 'till midnight, how can I help you. (pause) Midnight!!"

#2) "37!!"

#3) 1: "there are medical supplies in the rear cabin, get them now!"
2: "There is no rear cabin"

#4) "Does Elvis talk to you?"

#5) "We need to get bigger guns. BIG FUCKING GUNS"

#6) 1: "Think she's pretty?"
2: "If I wasn't here would you eat her?" (not sexualy)

1) You’re a warrior and a swordsman. And you’re 10 times bigger than I am, Stupid!

2) It’s a German name. It means ‘she whose bosoms defy gravity.’

3) You killed my duck!

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1. "Theres basically 2 kinds of guys- the motherfuckers and the motherfucked"

2. "We've got a tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, its dark and we're wearing sunglasses"

3. "I couldn't find a suitcase small enough for £20,000"

1. Was that how you used to run the "Good Cop Bad Cop"?

2. Lawyers should never narry other lawyers. This is called inbreeding; from this comes idiot children...and other lawyers.

3. Of course, you won't be able to lie on your back for a while but then you can lie from any position, can't you?

1) C1: "Hey, is it true you committed the perfect crime?"
C2: "Not entirely perfect..."

2) "I'm unable to have children. Nasty cheesegrating accident as a boy."

3) "Goodnight, you princes of Maine. You kings of New England."

I think #6 is from "Coming to America"

If not, it still give me the excuse to sing:
"She's your queen to be..."

Cause I got The Dark Crystal

Quote #1
Char 1 "...those things are in here.."
Char 2 "It's okay honey. They're slow, we can outrun them."
Char 1 "Not those... THOSE."

Quote #2
Char 1: "Well, if we're meant to meet again, we'll meet again. it's just not the right time now."
Char 2: "Maybe we're supposed to meet on British time and we're five hours too early."

Quote #3
"I was a lesbian at school, but only for about fifteen minutes"

1. I can smile. And murder while I smile.

2. Sand is overrated. It's just tiny little rocks.

3. We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are. I'm no different.

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For knowing obscure Princess Bride quotations...

For getting "Cast a Deadly Spell"

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For getting The Wizard of Oz

For "Fight Club"

For "The Emporer's New Groove"

For "Chocolat"

for From Hell and Lost Boys

For "A Knight's Tale" and "Gross Pointe Blank"

For "The Breakfast Club"

For getting <i>Top Gun</i> (above, from <lj user="freedomfry">

For getting 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' (as if I couldn't!)

For "American President" and "Priscilla"

For <i>Trainspotting</i>

For guessing a Galaxy Quest quote...

for Highlander and Aliens

For "Real Genius"

Hope I've remembered these correctly...

For Guessing "Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion"

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For getting "The Cider House Rules"