apocalypsos: (shaun)
tatty bojangles ([personal profile] apocalypsos) wrote2004-09-29 09:57 pm

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This is God's idea of a birthday present.

Today, I was at work when one of the drivers mentioned he'd run into an IT tech on one of his deliveries who'd asked about me. So here I am thinking, "WTF?!" when the driver mentioned the IT guy had said he'd worked at DHL six months ago, had added that since many of the supervisors had left, he was thinking about reapplying for a job at DHL, and was, in the driver's words, "a short squirrelly guy."

Immediately, one name came to mind. Yes, that name.

Captain Asshat may return, though hopefully only for a brief cameo appearance. God help us all, as soon as he stops laughing hysterically at me.

Re: completely off topic...

[identity profile] muffytaj.livejournal.com 2004-10-01 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Smoted? Smitation? SMITATED!

Buggered if I know.

Re: completely off topic...

[identity profile] worldwalkerpure.livejournal.com 2004-10-01 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure, mind you, but 'smite', I think, is future tense.

"My God will smite you with lightning!"

So smote, logically, should be past tense.

"I was smote by God!"

Oh, by the way - That first quote? Actually said to me, by a Jehovah's Witness. Most annoying person ever.