Well, I'm registered as an American Hero with Votergasm, so I'm going to be very busy on the 2nd. It helps that I've already voted, (Early voting, I song thy praises!) so I can skip straight to the sex come Election Night.
If Bush wins, I'm going to remind myself that I live in the Back of Effin' Nowhere, USA, so I should be safe. Then I'm going to hide under the bed for four years anyway. Or at least until vivian_shaw's pillow nation clears my immigration paperwork, at which point I will glefully join her empire.
If Kerry wins, I'm going to be on pins and needles until Innaguration, at which point I will finally relax. See, I fully expect Bush to try and declare a national state of emergency and try for martial law, due to unspecified terrorist threats if Kerry wins.
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If Bush wins, I'm going to remind myself that I live in the Back of Effin' Nowhere, USA, so I should be safe. Then I'm going to hide under the bed for four years anyway. Or at least until
If Kerry wins, I'm going to be on pins and needles until Innaguration, at which point I will finally relax. See, I fully expect Bush to try and declare a national state of emergency and try for martial law, due to unspecified terrorist threats if Kerry wins.