Cameron Diaz [...] thinks it has something to do with the legalization of rape.

Was there one particular thing she misunderstood to come up with that, or is she simply on crack?


My two 'favorite' reasons for voting for Bush are: "Kerry's ugly" (this seems to fit in with your Miss Congeniality rebutal) and "Kerry's a wimp". The second one particularly baffles me, as the primary evidence for it seems to be his purple hearts.