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[apocalypsos]

I was just flipping through the channels just in time for a news commercial where the anchor said, "And in news from south of the border, a young girl stuffed into a pinata." And I know it's probably really serious, but all I can think about is that that had to have been the most surreal birthday party on the planet.

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[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

write a story about it. :) i see it as a tim burton thing: 'this is the story of piñata girl...'

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

here's the news story

[azurelunatic]

Illegal immigration is always good for a funky headline. (I think this may have been somewhat local to me.)

Sinister Bedfellows had the most surreal birthday party on the planet.

[mckenzee.livejournal.com]

(http://mckenzee.keenspace.com)

[doqz.livejournal.com]

Well, jumping out of the cake is so 20th century.

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

On a message board I go to, the subject heading for the thread about that article was, "Somewhere, a five year old is crying."

I really shouldn't be giggling...

-blue

[foenix.livejournal.com]

It's probably really serious...but I'm laughing my butt off.

;)

J

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

Read the news story, and just about died laughing.

Can you imagine when the kids try to whack it open?

*whack* "OW!" *WHACK* "OW!"

"Mummy, the donkey pinata is talking to me!"

"Just hit it harder kids, just hit it harder."

*Whack" "Oooh, yes, that spot! That felt good! Yes, I'm a naughty pinata, harder, harder!"

...O.o Where the hell did that last line come from? I don't know. I'm a sick, sick child.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

I once saw a picture of an illegal alien disguised as a passenger seat in a large van.

That discovery could have been made in a much scarier way.

[liddle-oldman.livejournal.com]

Are we sure she was stuffed into the pinata? Perhaps the pinata, driven mad by abuse, ate her?