Oh! I had *completely* forgotten to put in the bit about Horny Norwegian Boy.

First, I love the fact that his parents (his parents!!) offered to let the girls "borrow" him. It's like "Hi! I know that you're complete strangers, but would like to have our son for a few hours? We kinda need him out of the way so we can get some 'quality time' together, if you know what I mean."

Second, I love that when one of them (I haven't figured out which is which yet) asked if he would've gone along if they were big, hairy men, he paused then admitted that he wouldn't have. As a big, hairy (gay) man myself, I just found that bit highly amusing.