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apocalypsos) wrote2003-06-14 05:48 pm
apocalypsos) wrote2003-06-14 05:48 pm
Channel surfing
Just caught myself watching "Benny and Joon." *sigh* There should be more poker games where you could win Johnny Depp.
Okay, he wasn't exactly won, but in our poker games, you would win him. And you'd get a different Johnny Depp depending on how good your winning hand is and whether or not you like him in eyeliner. For example, a royal flush gets either "Pirates of the Caribbean" Johnny or "Benny and Joon" Johnny, whereas winning with a high pair gets ... hell, I don't know. "Ed Wood" Johnny. Or, ooo -- "Blow" Johnny!
Wait, that didn't come out how I thought it would.
And at the end of the night, the loser has to take home Richard Grieco. It's genius, I tell you. Genius!
Okay, he wasn't exactly won, but in our poker games, you would win him. And you'd get a different Johnny Depp depending on how good your winning hand is and whether or not you like him in eyeliner. For example, a royal flush gets either "Pirates of the Caribbean" Johnny or "Benny and Joon" Johnny, whereas winning with a high pair gets ... hell, I don't know. "Ed Wood" Johnny. Or, ooo -- "Blow" Johnny!
Wait, that didn't come out how I thought it would.
And at the end of the night, the loser has to take home Richard Grieco. It's genius, I tell you. Genius!