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apocalypsos) wrote2006-02-01 07:41 am
apocalypsos) wrote2006-02-01 07:41 am
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Things everybody on my friends list was doing instead of watching the State of the Union address:
1. Staring at the ceiling.
2. Splicing atoms.
3. Inventing new ways to cook broccoli.
4. Learning Swahili.
5. Masturbating. Which none of you would admit to, using such eloquent coded euphemisms as "watching a rerun I've already seen fifteen times over" and "drinking until the next presidential election comes around." Don't try to argue, you big pervs.
In other news, I like Cassie. Can we keep her? I mean, I'm never too thrilled about we-argue-until-we-fuck fights, but on a purely superficial level, if keeping her around means we can get Dean to strip, I call winners all around. Plus, I just like her generally, and I'm pretty sure that if simpering Meg shows up again, Cassie'll take her pretty pewter goblet and stick it in an uncomfortable place like the weapons-laden spare tire compartment of a black Impala. Besides, there's the newly patented "Dean's got a girlfriend" smirk on Sam. Heh. I think I love that expression.
I also caught the last five minutes of Gilmore Girls on my tape, and ... *dies*
Tonight is a new Project Runway. Which means that by Friday, I'll probably have another Daniel/Andrae or Daniel/Nick or Daniel/whatever-he's-showing-sexual-chemistry-with-this-week story to post. And I'll definitely have to get it done by Friday, because I'm going to the bar with my coworkers on Saturday. Oh, this should be amusing.
1. Staring at the ceiling.
2. Splicing atoms.
3. Inventing new ways to cook broccoli.
4. Learning Swahili.
5. Masturbating. Which none of you would admit to, using such eloquent coded euphemisms as "watching a rerun I've already seen fifteen times over" and "drinking until the next presidential election comes around." Don't try to argue, you big pervs.
In other news, I like Cassie. Can we keep her? I mean, I'm never too thrilled about we-argue-until-we-fuck fights, but on a purely superficial level, if keeping her around means we can get Dean to strip, I call winners all around. Plus, I just like her generally, and I'm pretty sure that if simpering Meg shows up again, Cassie'll take her pretty pewter goblet and stick it in an uncomfortable place like the weapons-laden spare tire compartment of a black Impala. Besides, there's the newly patented "Dean's got a girlfriend" smirk on Sam. Heh. I think I love that expression.
I also caught the last five minutes of Gilmore Girls on my tape, and ... *dies*
Tonight is a new Project Runway. Which means that by Friday, I'll probably have another Daniel/Andrae or Daniel/Nick or Daniel/whatever-he's-showing-sexual-chemistry-with-this-week story to post. And I'll definitely have to get it done by Friday, because I'm going to the bar with my coworkers on Saturday. Oh, this should be amusing.