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[apocalypsos]

pearl_o had a great idea of doing a "five kisses" series of ficlets for the pairing of your choice. Oh, I am so doing Sam/Jess on that one.

You know what it is about Sam/Jess that has totally hooked me? It's the het, man. I'm such a het junkie. I mean, I love slash, and God knows that I'm so completely addicted to Wincest. (I think what helps a lot there is that an overwhelming percentage of the Wincest writers I've read are phenomenal.) But hey, I need to live vicariously through my het. :)

Plus, I like my canon het ships, and Sam/Jess were, for the five minutes or so we got to see them together, kind of cute. Of course, what completely sells me on the whole thing is like I made a point of showing in that last story, which is that the entire relationship is built on a web of lies. They're all happy and cute and she's adorable and he's really hot, and the whole time he is completely full of shit. Now, I love Sam to bits and pieces, but the boy is dense. Not only was the big dope still hiding weapons in the apartment that he shared with her, but we're talking about a guy who would be nice and well-meaning and everything, appearing totally innocent and (what with all of the "Dad the lousy drunk" comments, and don't think that "Mom died when I was a baby" thing didn't get some play at some time) actually making himself look a little like a victim, when he's spent the past half of a season proving to us that he is still a dangerous man to confront. Maybe not as dangerous as Dean, but if Sam and Jess had really gotten the house and the jobs and the 2.5 kids, couldn't you just see the History of Violence moment coming? They're living a normal life until three schmucks jump him in an alley, and he trounces them all in two minutes flat ... you know, like that. I totally think Sam was head over heels for Jess, but my GOD, man, she thinks she's got this hot piece of ass who happens to be sweet and smart and you're a "retired" demon hunter? That's really nice, Sam, really nice.

Ahem. I love my boy, but dude's cracked in the head, y'all.

Speaking of canon het relationships to write in Supernatural fandom, maybe I'll do that "five kisses" meme for John and Mary, too. Damn it, another pairing that doesn't get nearly enough fic. (In spite of the fact that I usually kind of hate beards on guys, I will again reiterate my firm, unwavering belief that John Winchester is one hot motherfucker. OMG YES PLEASE. RAWR.)

*sigh* And now to go shower. I would sell my liver to stay home from work tonight, but I need it for the bar tomorrow night and for the Super Bowl party on Sunday. Oh, and then for hanging out and writing on Monday. Jesus, I'm not going to be sober at all this weekend, am I? Heh. :)