ext_54292 ([identity profile] paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] apocalypsos 2004-03-30 08:31 am (UTC)

Hi, my name is Lorne!

Wow, you must've gotten really drunk.

Chances are it was nobody from Pylea [you weren't that drunk], so the Deathwok Clan will get some halfbreed they won't acknowledge, and Numfar will have to do the Dance of Shame. Which I'm sure will make you roll your eyes and reach for another Manhattan, cupcake.

That said, your child, girl or boy, is going to have the coolest, funkiest stage mother ever in you, regardless of who the mother/father is. 'Cause you have the lowdown on anybody who challenges your child in singing!

You will probably name your child Diva, or Pavirotti, but not Ruben or Clay. You have way too much style for that. [snap, snap!]


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