Congratulations, you're - wow, so you can have kids?! Considering the fact that everybody else in the Scooby Gang or their circle of friends is human or humanoid, at the very least, well -- do you guys even have compatible dangly bits? Inter-species genetalia compatibility aside, whoever you choose to have a kid with will be wrinkly. Very wrinkly. You're an agreeable kinda guy, though, so you'll probably be cool with whatever name your mate chooses. If your mate lets you choose, though, chances are good you'll name your kid after a character you've seen on tv or in movies on tv. You know, like Mr. Belvedere or Alf. Alf is cool. Either that, or you could opt for the strange but traditional and name your kid something cute in your native demon tongue. Probably with a lot of syllables, apostrophes and dashes. Maybe a glottal stop or two.
Hi, my name is Buffybot!
Congratu - okay, whoa, that's some pretty nifty programming Warren included! Give yourself a quick scan to make sure this whole thing computes. Potentially, if you were to wind up pregnant, Buffybot, it would strictly be considered a convoluted plot device used by the writer to prove that no, really, Warren's not that evil. It doesn't matter who put a bun in your Easy Bake, though, or what sex (or species) the child turns out to be, you'll name your sprog Spike. Isn't Spike a lovely, sexy, and perfectly fiendish name?
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Hi, my name is Clem!
Congratulations, you're - wow, so you can have kids?! Considering the fact that everybody else in the Scooby Gang or their circle of friends is human or humanoid, at the very least, well -- do you guys even have compatible dangly bits? Inter-species genetalia compatibility aside, whoever you choose to have a kid with will be wrinkly. Very wrinkly. You're an agreeable kinda guy, though, so you'll probably be cool with whatever name your mate chooses. If your mate lets you choose, though, chances are good you'll name your kid after a character you've seen on tv or in movies on tv. You know, like Mr. Belvedere or Alf. Alf is cool. Either that, or you could opt for the strange but traditional and name your kid something cute in your native demon tongue. Probably with a lot of syllables, apostrophes and dashes. Maybe a glottal stop or two.
Hi, my name is Buffybot!
Congratu - okay, whoa, that's some pretty nifty programming Warren included! Give yourself a quick scan to make sure this whole thing computes. Potentially, if you were to wind up pregnant, Buffybot, it would strictly be considered a convoluted plot device used by the writer to prove that no, really, Warren's not that evil. It doesn't matter who put a bun in your Easy Bake, though, or what sex (or species) the child turns out to be, you'll name your sprog Spike. Isn't Spike a lovely, sexy, and perfectly fiendish name?