Wow. This is insane but in the best way possible. It's morbidly depressing but also hysterically funny which is totally in line with the tone of the show. Your style of writing is very distinctive and I love it when you decide to write VM.

You have a tiny typo here:

Some days he wakes up on hs side

But otherwise, there's not much to complain about. I love that the Xterra's somehow managed to survive a major housefire as well as the apocalapse.

I'm still kissing Madison Sinclair, he thinks suddenly, and he has to keep kissing her or burst out laughing.

That totally made me burst out laughing.