So... you will win the lottery, then lose all your money the next week when a zombie apocolypse happens, but that's okay because you developed superpowers and could fight the zombies, leading to a triumphant post-fight celebration in which you sleep with Jake Gyllenhaal, but right before the climax when you're thinking, "Ha, that inverse thing worked perfectly!" Fate will go, "Nyah!" and you'll be killed by a falling elephant.

Tragically, Jake will die with you.