(Somebody tell me I'm not allowed to write Top Chef RPF. Not slash, because there isn't anybody on that show I'd slash, but that hasn't stopped from being horribly tempted to write fic and NONONONO.)

I just want to shake Dave and yell, "Stop with the Harold/Stephen comments! STOP IT! I don't want to see it, but now Harold's talking about them opening up a restaurant after the show and oh God kill me."