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apocalypsos) wrote2006-04-18 02:16 pm
apocalypsos) wrote2006-04-18 02:16 pm
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The Drugs of Fandom ... Bwahahaha! That right there? That is so true. *giggles*
Of course, 'cause I'm ridiculously anti-drug, I think of 'em in terms of liquor (yay, booze!) --
Supernatural -- Jello shots. Where they're yummy and tasty and I think I'm just fine and I'm definitely not getting drunk -- I'm not even getting dizzy or slurring my words or anything -- but then somebody asks me how many I've had, I do a cup count, and I realize I've done twenty in one sitting and okay, maybe that happy haze in my head really IS being drunk.
Project Runway/Top Chef -- Strawberry daiquiris. Because they're seriously tasty and I don't get to have them that often, so when I do have them, I'm all, "Wheeeeee! Daiquiris! YAY!" And then I get spazzy and do silly things that in retrospect are going to look really, really stupid yet will still be delightfully without regret. Someday, I'm going to have one too many and wake up the next morning with Mayhem or someone equally moronic, and I won't even care.
The 4400 -- Amaretto and coke. Where, when I'm not drinking them, I forgot how much I love them although I know I totally do, and then when I finally get one in my grubby little paws, I down four in two hours and dance in public without fear of embarrassment.
Law and Order -- Smirnoff Ice. My comfort drink, the one that I always have in my fridge like most people stock beer.
Grey's Anatomy -- Smirnoff Grape. Where it's my new adorable love because it tastes like if they made grape popsicles out of liquor, and I really want to have them everywhere at all times with every meal ever now but I can't because they don't serve the fucking things everywhere. *grumbles*
X-Men Movieverse -- Mike's Hard Lemonade. Where it's not that I don't like it, it's just that I don't go out and buy it for myself, but every time I go to a family gathering somebody's bought it and I remember, "Hey, I like this stuff!" and then I drink two in a row before I realize I already had three Smirnoffs and that might have been a bad idea.
Terminator -- Jager bombs. Because aside from the bomb reference (heh), I love the taste of them so much that I will tell myself I'll stop after the next one for approximately eight more rounds of shots.
SGA -- Stiff dicks. In that I've only actually had it the one time, but if I ever did make it a regular thing, I'd turn it into a blowjob and down it without using my hands like you're supposed to, damn it.
Oh, and the worst thing about not yet finding my ID yet? Can't buy liquor. RAAAAAAGE. I'm down to my last four Smirnoffs, damn it. And a third of a bottle of amaretto, which should last me a while, but now I want Smirnoff Grape, and I can't get that at the local beer distributor where my uncle works. *sigh*
Of course, 'cause I'm ridiculously anti-drug, I think of 'em in terms of liquor (yay, booze!) --
Supernatural -- Jello shots. Where they're yummy and tasty and I think I'm just fine and I'm definitely not getting drunk -- I'm not even getting dizzy or slurring my words or anything -- but then somebody asks me how many I've had, I do a cup count, and I realize I've done twenty in one sitting and okay, maybe that happy haze in my head really IS being drunk.
Project Runway/Top Chef -- Strawberry daiquiris. Because they're seriously tasty and I don't get to have them that often, so when I do have them, I'm all, "Wheeeeee! Daiquiris! YAY!" And then I get spazzy and do silly things that in retrospect are going to look really, really stupid yet will still be delightfully without regret. Someday, I'm going to have one too many and wake up the next morning with Mayhem or someone equally moronic, and I won't even care.
The 4400 -- Amaretto and coke. Where, when I'm not drinking them, I forgot how much I love them although I know I totally do, and then when I finally get one in my grubby little paws, I down four in two hours and dance in public without fear of embarrassment.
Law and Order -- Smirnoff Ice. My comfort drink, the one that I always have in my fridge like most people stock beer.
Grey's Anatomy -- Smirnoff Grape. Where it's my new adorable love because it tastes like if they made grape popsicles out of liquor, and I really want to have them everywhere at all times with every meal ever now but I can't because they don't serve the fucking things everywhere. *grumbles*
X-Men Movieverse -- Mike's Hard Lemonade. Where it's not that I don't like it, it's just that I don't go out and buy it for myself, but every time I go to a family gathering somebody's bought it and I remember, "Hey, I like this stuff!" and then I drink two in a row before I realize I already had three Smirnoffs and that might have been a bad idea.
Terminator -- Jager bombs. Because aside from the bomb reference (heh), I love the taste of them so much that I will tell myself I'll stop after the next one for approximately eight more rounds of shots.
SGA -- Stiff dicks. In that I've only actually had it the one time, but if I ever did make it a regular thing, I'd turn it into a blowjob and down it without using my hands like you're supposed to, damn it.
Oh, and the worst thing about not yet finding my ID yet? Can't buy liquor. RAAAAAAGE. I'm down to my last four Smirnoffs, damn it. And a third of a bottle of amaretto, which should last me a while, but now I want Smirnoff Grape, and I can't get that at the local beer distributor where my uncle works. *sigh*
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I need the fandom equivalent of penicillin.