The things you can only get away with saying on the last day of a work week.

[apocalypsos]

Said at work last night, while I was kneeling down to get something on the opposite side of a table from a co-worker and still trying to carry on our conversation at the same time --

Co-worker: "I'm not really comfortable with you talking to my crotch."
Me: "You know what would make me uncomfortable? If it talked back."

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That would be the vagina dialogue, right?