The things you can only get away with saying on the last day of a work week.

[apocalypsos]

Said at work last night, while I was kneeling down to get something on the opposite side of a table from a co-worker and still trying to carry on our conversation at the same time --

Co-worker: "I'm not really comfortable with you talking to my crotch."
Me: "You know what would make me uncomfortable? If it talked back."

Comments

[astraynotion.livejournal.com]

hahahaha

If crotches could talk, oh the tales they'd tell. Or possibly they'd just spend all their time whinging about the smell. And the urges.

And there'd be nothing more embarrasing than your crotch deciding to declare its intentions to other crotches with no respect for the respective owners...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

That would be the vagina dialogue, right?

[girlmostlikely.livejournal.com]

BWAH! That's gold!!! ♥

[dodger-winslow.livejournal.com]

LOL. I wish I'd worked with people who had your sense of the absurd. Would have made the day go a lot faster.

[lastscorpion.livejournal.com]

LOL! I envy people who can come up with stuff like that on the fly.
:-)

This reminds me of meret's Kryptobiology (http://smallville.slashdom.com/archive/23/kryptobiology.html).