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Title: Once, There Was A Boy
Author:

apocalypsos
Fandom: Supernatural
Spoilers: "Live Free Or Twi-Hard"
Summary: Once, there was a boy, and the world threw him away.
Author's note: I just had this thought today while watching this week's episode and I just wanted to put it down in story form. (Very short prose, but still.)

( Once, There Was A Boy )

Crossposts: http://apocalypsos.livejournal.com/2446228.html

Title: Vacation Slides
Author: [Bad username or unknown identity: ”apocalypsos”]
Fandom: Supernatural
Spoilers: “Exile On Main Street”
Disclaimer: Trust me, if the Winchester boys were mine, I would have gotten them both better haircuts.
Summary: Bobby read this thing somewhere once, about how the FBI swaps out their agents on serial killer cases every eighteen months to avoid the inevitable mental breakdown.

( Vacation Slides )

Crossposts: http://apocalypsos.livejournal.com/2429982.html

Title: Deep Breaths
Author:

apocalypsos
Artist:

ileliberte
Genre: Femslash
Pairing: Ellen/Mary
Rating: R
Word count: around 22k
Warnings/Spoilers: Bad language, sex, character death, mockery of baked goods, and bribery of small adorable children.
Summary: AU. Azazel offered Mary a choice, and she did what she had to do. She looked him in the eyes when he offered to bring her dead boyfriend back to life, and she told him no.

Fifteen years later, she's divorced, a single mom, and living in the sort of quaint small town she used to dream about raising her family in. Enter a strange woman with a mute little girl, a woman who cracks through Mary's barely stable facade of a normal life. Featuring five tequila shots, four threatening angels, three fatherless children (maybe), two kickass women, and a platter of peanut butter brownies.
Link to fic: Here!
Link to art: Here!

Title: Curtain
Author:

apocalypsos
Fandom: Supernatural
Spoilers: 5.22
Summary: Next time, he would simply have to hide better.

( Curtain )

Aaaand here is my other

apocalyptothon story. Dear fandom: Please don't eat me.

Title: Collect The Whole Set
Author:

apocalypsos
Recipient:

soundingsea
Fandom: Supernatural
Disclaimers: BOYS. Oh, my God, BOYS. Let's get some BOYS. Let's get some BOYS. These BOYS are three hundred fucking dollars. BOYS.
Rating: PG
Spoilers (if applicable): General season five spoilers, although let's just say it deviates from a good chunk of the finale. ;)
Warnings (if applicable): None
Summary: They forgot about her.

( Collect The Whole Set )

Okay, so here's my first

apocalyptothon fic.

Title: The Long And Winding Road
Author:

apocalypsos
Recipient:

soundingsea
Fandom: Supernatural
Disclaimer: I don't own the Winchesters. You don't want to get mixed up with guys like the Winchesters. They're loners, Dottie. They're rebels.
Spoilers: General spoilers up to 5.21
Pairings: None
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Scenes from a post-apocalyptic road trip.
Author's note: So I hear you like kickass women, so I put kickass women in your apocalypse so they could kick ass after the apocalypse. \o/

( The Long And Winding Road )

O HAI LOOK WHAT I DID.

With my luck there's something horribly terribly wrong with it that I'm missing, but can I tell you how much I don't care right now? \o/

(I kid because I love, you guys. Hee.)

Title: It Was A Dark And Stormy Life
Author:

apocalypsos
Fandom: Supernatural
Spoilers: "Lucifer Rising," plus some of the SDCC spoilers
Rating: PG-13, mostly for bad words and sexual references (mostly to Wincest)
Word Count: 3500 words
Summary: Sam joins the game because he is, in all honesty, bored out of his mind.
Author's note: ( Cut for references to Comic-Con spoilers. )

( It Was A Dark And Stormy Life )

I freely admit this isn't edited, but I wanted to get it up before tonight's episode and I have to leave for work in ten minutes.

Title: You Know Who You Are
Author:

trollprincess
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: some Sam/Ruby
Spoilers: 4.01
Summary: Thoughts from a meat suit.
Author's note: Sorry I couldn't come up with a classier summary on short notice.

( You Know Who You Are )

Title: I Open My Mouth And The Words Just Come Out
author:

trollprincess
fandom: Supernatural
rating: PG
Pairing: None
Spoilers: Jus In Bello
Summary: Bela was always on no one else's side but her own. Especially now.
Author's note: SNOW HARDER, DAMN IT. *ahem* I mean, I just had to get this out of my head. Hmm.

( I Open My Mouth And The Words Just Come Out )

Title: Gone, Baby, Gone
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Word Count: 1,000 words, give or take
Spoilers: “Mystery Spot”
Summary: Sam could be needy before, but this is pushing it.
Author's Note: I completely blame

keepaofthecheez and

affectingly for this.

( Gone, Baby, Gone )

Title: And The Vermin Of The World Inhabit It
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: None
Spoilers: “Mystery Spot”
Summary: There's an empty room and an empty bed, with an empty man with an empty head ...
Author's Note: Er, I may be on crack.

( And The Vermin Of The World Inhabit It )

Title: Nothing Up My Sleeve
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG
Pairing: None
Word Count: 3,000 words (give or take a couple)
Warnings: Uh, pure ridiculousness? How's that?
Spoilers: "All Hell Breaks Loose"
Summary: So Sam's mastered his powers and defeated the crossroads demon. Now what?
Author's note: Written for Sweet Charity for

baileytc, who wanted fic about Sam's powers. And I had angsty plotbunnies and crackfic plotbunnies and I was taking forever to decide which one I wanted to write, and a few days back this idea came out of nowhere and whacked me upside the head. :)

( Nothing Up My Sleeve )

I promised

medie Dean/Jess het, so. A drabble set in the Across the Universe 'verse, 'cause I'm feeling shmoopy. :)

( The Little Things Are The Scariest )

HOMG I FINISHED FIC. \o/

Title: Cast Stones At Dragons
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Spoilers: “All Hell Breaks Loose”
Summary: It’s been a decade since Dean’s year was up.

( Cast Stones At Dragons )

I sat down at the computer and all I could think about was Sam fucking girls. Gee, I wonder why.

Title: We Might Be Laughing A Bit Too Loud
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: "Heart"
Pairing: Sam/Jess

( We Might Be Laughing A Bit Too Loud )

Sam/Jess, 200 words or so. For

lyra_wing, who put the damn mental image in my head in the first place.

( Will This Be On The Test? )

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Okay, now somebody write the story where researching stuff and hanging out in libraries and just the scent of the damn books is enough to get Sam to throw Dean against a bookcase and have his naughty way with him.

So I was going to do a Claire-centric fic as if that were her in my icon (except it's me when I was little with my uncle's pet raccoon), but instead I'm writing Jo fic. Yes, I KNOW.

*****

( Welcome to the Zoo )

Title: now jerk that pistol and go to work
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: None
Warnings: None
Summary: The plus side of being in such a fine new place is that a man who can handle a deck of cards and a loaded pistol with the same deadly precision can manage just fine.
Author's note: Erm, I was watching Tombstone. Heh.

( now jerk that pistol and go to work )

Title: The Extremely Smooth Seduction (And Don’t Let Anyone Ever Tell You Otherwise) Of Dr. Badass
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ash/Jo
Warnings: Awkward goofy first-time sex. *is poked in the side* Okay, FINE. Completely fabulous, wonderful, perfect, ruining-you-for-other-people sex. Sheesh.
Summary: Jo does not want to be a virgin when she heads off to college, and what good is a best friend if not for a back-up plan?
Author’s note: Written for the

spn_roadhouse prompt, Jo loses her virginity to Ash, or Gordon, or both. While I couldn’t see Gordon in the mix, just imagining Jo losing her virginity to Ash makes me giggle. Heh.

( The Extremely Smooth Seduction (And Don’t Let Anyone Ever Tell You Otherwise) Of Dr. Badass )

Okay, so you know that story going around about Sandy's roommate talking about how cute and funny Jared is and how they get him to change lightbulbs for them?

This is the first thing I thought of.

*****

( The Lollipop Guild )

*****

*points accusatory finger at

mcee*

Make her stop throwing John/Jo bunnies at me! I was fine the other day, and now I've got the beginnings of an AU where John and Jo, after much angst and family squabbling, get married and make babies. AUGH, BRAIN.

So, yeah. A wee ficlet, as it were.

*****

( oh so quiet )

*****

Because the Roadhouse is apparently some sort of den of iniquity where everybody gets lucky. Heh. :)

In unrelated news, I didn't know I bought the chinchillas vanilla-scented bath dust until I poured it into the bathhouse and the entire apartment suddenly smelled like cookies. Not that I'm complaining, mind you.

EDIT: Oh, and in the same vein as the rest of my grossly-inappropriate-pairings Ugly Betty fic, I've been feeling the urge to write Daniel/Hilda fic. SEND HELP. STOP. PREFERABLY MENTAL HEALTH PROFESSIONALS. STOP.

Title: When The Mirror Is Empty
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 1400 words
Spoilers: “Nightshifter”
Summary: She says she doesn’t have a sister and is pretty sure they don’t believe her.
Author's note: I was trying to write another coda and this is what came out. *shrugs*

( When The Mirror Is Empty )

Title: i hate people when they’re not polite
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: R
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Spoilers: “Hunted”
Summary: Dean knows he‘s evil now, but he sure as hell wasn‘t expecting him to be nice.
Written for:

picfor1000, for this picture:

( i hate people when they're not polite )

Title: let’s never discuss this again
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 2300 words
Pairing: Sam/Dean, Jared/Jensen
Warnings: Incest, sex, bad language, dogs and cats living together … er. Hi.
Author’s note: Written for the

j2_otpathon, for the prompt Sam/Dean, body swap, Jared’s apartment. Hello, and welcome to Crackfic Central. HEE.

( let’s never discuss this again )

Title: clay and paste and down
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Sam/Jess, John/Mary
Word count: 3,500 words.
Summary: Perfect. Hell, sometimes that's more of a curse than you think it is.
Author's note: I've been wanting to write wingfic for a while, but not, you know, "Dean's been cursed and now he's got wings for a couple of days!" (Not that there's anything wrong with that, because GUH.) So, here it is.

( clay and paste and down )

Nan's got a point. If everybody is talking about wank, that means nobody is writing any smut. UNACCEPTABLE.

Damn it, that needs rectifying.

Title: Love In An Elevator (And All Other Enclosed Spaces)
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: R
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Author's note: Rock Star! Dean 'verse

( Love In An Elevator (And All Other Enclosed Spaces) )

*****

Now that I've gotten that out of the way, I'm off to go work on Dexter femslash. Er, hi. :)

EDIT: Oh, for crying out loud, mow I remember why I hate this computer -- because it's insanely annoying about which webpages it'll let me access. *headdesk*

... because I just passed two thousand words on my Yuletide assignment and I'm listening to the classic rock station on Yahoo and ... well. SMUT.

Title: The Wanted Man
Rating: R
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Author's note: Rock Star!Dean 'verse, started in They'll Never Catch On.

( The Wanted Man )

****

Dear Yahoo ... playing "Carry On Wayward Son" while I'm writing Wincest? HEE. Pervs. And psychic ones at that. ;)

Title: They’ll Never Catch On
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Word Count: 3,700 words
Warnings: Sex (between brothers), drugs, and rock and roll, dude. ;)
Disclaimer: I don’t own the Winchesters. I rent with an option to fan girl.
Summary: AU, in which Dean ran off to be in a rock band and left Sam behind with John. (I have no idea where this came from, although I suppose listening to “Rock You Like a Hurricane” while brainstorming probably didn’t help.)
Author’s note: Hi! Guess what? I wrote fic! How about that?! *flails*

( They’ll Never Catch On )

***

There may be more playing in this universe in the future. Hell, at the very least there should be Sam-jerking-off-to-MTV-videos smut. *nods solemnly*

Yeah, this is why I shouldn't post a monthly fic roundup until after the month's over. Heh. ;)

Title: They Don’t Play Me On The Radio
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,200 words
Spoilers: “Simon Said”
Pairing: Some Sam/Jess
Warnings: Bad language
Disclaimer: God, I only wish I owned the boys.
Summary: Sometimes Sam thinks that he is dreaming of his mother singing over his crib.

( They Don't Play Me On The Radio )

Title: Desperately In Need Of A Hobby
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: R
Word Count: 2,400 words
Spoilers: General show spoilers
Pairing: None
Warnings: Bad language, sexual situations.
Disclaimer: The Winchesters belong to the biggest fangirl on the planet. Surprisingly enough, that's not me.
Summary: It's after the hunt in Montana when Dean starts acting really fucking weird.
Author's note: First it's an icon. Now it's a story. Heh.

( Desperately In Need Of A Hobby )

Title: Unlike Me
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: About 350 words
Spoilers: General show spoilers
Pairing: John/Mary
Warnings: Uh, yeah, it's a little dark.
Disclaimer: The Winchesters belong to the biggest fangirl on the planet. Surprisingly enough, that's not me. (What? Kripke totally counts as a fangirl.)
Summary: On the inside, she is screaming.
Author's note: While I was coming up with "What the hell is Sammy's deal?" theories, this popped into my head. And I haven't seen it written yet, so ... well, here it is.

( Unlike Me )

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Granted, it could go the other way, if you know what I mean, but I just had to get that out of my brain. ;)

Okay, Getting Picked Up For Winchestercon Day. Close enough. :)

So the

spn_remix fic authors have been revealed, and it turns out

sanyin was the one who did the awesome remix of The Days Don't End Here, My Friend. Go and read it, 'cause it's amazing.

As for me, I remixed Go The Other Way by

sevenfists. That was hard, y'all. There was liquor involved, unsurprisingly. Heh.

Title: Go The Other Way (The Liquor In The Front Remix)
Author:

trollprincess
Story remixed: Go The Other Way, by

sevenfists
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sam/Dean

( Go The Other Way (The Liquor In The Front Remix) )

title: ain't no good life (r)
author: troll princess
spoilers: "everybody loves a clown"
word count: 1,000 words, give or take
author's note: where the fuck did all my capital letters go?!
real author's note: ash fic. just 'cause.

( ain't no good life )

monkiedude threw out a plotbunny, and it attached itself to my brain. *sigh*

I was going to do a longer story, but fuck it.

( Only read this ficlet if you've already seen tonight's episode. No, it's not a pairing you're thinking of. It's het, though. )

Title: Unfinished Business
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,000 words, give or take
Pairing: None
Spoilers: "In My Time of Dying"
Warnings: Character death
Disclaimer: This is not my toybox.
Summary: AU following "In My Time of Dying", in which things go very, very wrong. Okay, even more wrong.
Author's note: This is the fic I would have written last night post-episode if I'd been home to write it. It's not exactly the happiest AU on the planet, but then again, I'm in that kind of a mood.

( Unfinished Business )

Title: this ain't the world we live in, kids
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG
Word Count: 700 words (kind of short for me, but whatever)
Spoilers: "Pilot"
Pairing: Sam/Jess
Warnings: Pre-series, and that's about it.
Disclaimer: ~~Veronica Mars~~ Eric Kripke is ~~smarter~~ making more money than me.
Summary: Sam knows Jessica's father.
Author's note: I had this idea last night. I have no fucking clue where it came from, but I had to write it OR ELSE. Plotbunny's orders.

( this ain't the world we live in, kids )

Title: Pay As You Go
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: R
Word Count: about 1,000 words
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Spoilers: "Devil's Trap"
Warnings: Incest between brothers.
Disclaimer: None of this is mine. The five-hundred-dollar car is, but he makes for a bad fanfic subject.
Summary: Sam makes up his own stories about the people whose credit cards they're using.

( Pay As You Go )

Title: Killing Time in Detention
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG
Word Count: Oh, it's got to be at least 1,000 words, counting the notes. ;)
Spoilers: Pre-series
Warnings: VERY image-heavy.
Disclaimer: If I owned the Winchester boys, they'd be cleaning my apartment right now so I don't have to.
Summary: Written for

spn_flashback, prompt #215. Sam and Dean serve detention for being at the center of a huge school fight. (The principal doesn't believe their explanation.) The monitor is a) a demon, b) a fellow hunter, or c) asleep. So Sam and Dean pass notes the whole time.
Author's note: Please forgive the lack of focus on some of the photos. This was hard. Fun, but hard. *whines*

( Killing Time in Detention )

The sky is starting to lighten, and I've spent all night writing fic. Heh.

Title: A Little White Lie Here And There Never Hurt Anybody
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: R
Word Count: 2,100 words
Spoilers: Pilot
Pairing: Sam/Jess
Warnings: Some sexual content
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, but mostly because they aren't being sold on Ebay right now.
Summary: Twenty things Jessica Moore never told Sam Winchester.
Author's note: The five things meme has broken me, I swear.

( A Little White Lie Here And There Never Hurt Anybody )

Title: Turn The Page
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,000 words
Spoilers: General first season
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Not mine, not mine, wheeeee!
Summary: Dean gets a new hobby after Sam leaves for Stanford.
Author's note: So, yeah, I blame

musesfool and that "five books Dean boosted from the library" list. It started out as Dean reading for fun and turned into this.

( Turn The Page )

Title: The Days Don't End Here, My Friend
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: R
Word Count: 3,700 words
Spoilers: General season one
Warnings: Wincest, sort of (It's Dean/OFC, and kind of far removed. You'll see.)
Disclaimer: If I owned the Winchester boys, they'd be cleaning my apartment right now so I don't have to.
Summary: If you'd ask him, Dean would tell you he's going to die on the hunt. Good luck trying, pal.

( The Days Don't End Here, My Friend )

Title: Sudoku
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,000 words
Spoilers: "Devil's Trap"
Warnings: Bad language
Disclaimer: If I owned the Winchester boys, they'd be cleaning my apartment right now so I don't have to.
Summary: Dean develops his own geeky fixation.
Author's note: Hell, Dean and I share so many other things in common, why not my shameful addiction? *snickers*

( Sudoku )

There, now I have no excuse and nothing distracting me from getting that synopsis done. *buckles down*

Title: Real Men Don't Make Cheesecake
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: R
Word Count: 3,773 words
Spoilers: Season one (Pre-series)
Warnings: Bad language, sexual situations and references
Disclaimer: If I owned the Winchester boys, they'd be cleaning my apartment right now so I don't have to.
Summary: Dean takes home economics, and chaos ensues. And no, it's not his fault.
Author's note: For

spn_flashback, prompt #124. Dean getting stuck in home economics because it's the only thing that will fit in his schedule, and then figuring out it's a great way to meet girls.

( Real Men Don't Make Cheesecake )

Title: Down The Line From Nowhere
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: R
Word Count: 1,600 words
Spoilers: General season one spoilers
Characters/Pairings: Sam/Dean
Warnings: Incest between brothers, bad language
Disclaimer: I don't own the Winchester boys. Eric Kripke keeps them in a closet at his house, which explains a LOT.
Summary: Sam and Dean pass through Northeastern Pennsylvania and take it easy. Well, you know, their kind of "taking it easy."
Author's note: For

spn_50states, Pennsylvania. Set in the Scranton area.

( Down The Line From Nowhere )

Title: No, Make Something Up
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: R
Word Count: 3,750 words
Spoilers: The pilot
Characters/Pairings: Sam/Jess
Warnings: Bad words, sexual situations.
Disclaimer: I don't own the Winchester boys, mostly because I can't afford the shipping.
Summary: How to be honest in seven easy lessons. An Stanford-era AU.
Author's note: I finally finished a fic again! *sighs with relief*

( No, Make Something Up )

Title: That's Easy For You To Say
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,750 words
Spoilers: "Asylum"
Characters: Dean, Sam, OFC (Gen)
Warnings: One or two bad words
Disclaimer: Not mine, not mine, wheee!
Summary: The classic debate over what's worse, a pack of werewolves or a schlocky tourist trap.
Author's note: I really just needed to get this off my desktop, damn it. It's been there for the better part of a week. Oh, and I'd say this leans more than a little bit towards crackfic.

( That's Easy For You To Say )

Title: Good Times For a Change
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,800 words
Spoilers: "Devil's Trap"
Pairing: None (Gen)
Warnings: Bad language
Disclaimer: Look, Kripke, a block of cheese carved to look like William Shatner's head! *grabs onto Winchester family and runs off with them to make them amuse me*
Summary: What Dean remembers most isn't the offer. It's never the offer.

( Good Times For A Change )

Current Music: Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want -- Muse

Title: Meanwhile, Back At The Ranch
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,650 words
Spoilers: "Devil's Trap"
Pairing: None (Gen)
Warnings: Bad language
Disclaimer: Look, Kripke, the world's largest ball of twine! *grabs onto Winchester family and runs off with them to make them amuse me*
Summary: For the record, everybody dies in the end.

( Meanwhile, Back At The Ranch )

Title: Let Him Be Righteous Still
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,200 words
Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, I just like playing with them.
Summary: There's a man going around taking names ...
Written for: You Gotta Have Cash ficathon, #23 -- "The Man Comes Around"

( Let Him Be Righteous Still )

Title: Brother, What A Fight It Really Was
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 6,700 words
Pairing: None (Gen)
Spoilers: "Devil's Trap"
Warnings: Bad language
Disclaimer: Look, Kripke, a flying elephant! *waits until Kripke turns to look, then grabs the Winchester family and runs off to play with them without permission*
Summary: Following the events of "Devil's Trap", Sam goes on a quest for his father and Dean.

( Brother, What A Fight It Really Was )