If crotches could talk, oh the tales they'd tell. Or possibly they'd just spend all their time whinging about the smell. And the urges.
And there'd be nothing more embarrasing than your crotch deciding to declare its intentions to other crotches with no respect for the respective owners...
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Date: 2006-05-03 11:30 am (UTC)If crotches could talk, oh the tales they'd tell. Or possibly they'd just spend all their time whinging about the smell. And the urges.
And there'd be nothing more embarrasing than your crotch deciding to declare its intentions to other crotches with no respect for the respective owners...