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apocalypsos) wrote2006-05-24 06:41 am
apocalypsos) wrote2006-05-24 06:41 am
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Dear Cupid,
Look, I'd like a guy who looks like Jensen Ackles or Jared Padalecki to hit on me, but I'm realistic enough to know that sure as hell isn't going to happen. On the other hand, maybe the next time you zing some guy to get him to hit on me, perhaps you might try someone who looks a little less like he might start thumping on the dinner table and singing, "We accept her, gooble gobble, one of us, one of us," during our first date.
Sincerely,
Bock bock Me
*****
In other news, when I got home from work, I rewound the end of 10.5: Apocalypse to make sure I'd taped everything. Wait a second, THAT was their apocalypse? Oh, for crying out loud. Who sponsored it, Big Lots?
Look, I'd like a guy who looks like Jensen Ackles or Jared Padalecki to hit on me, but I'm realistic enough to know that sure as hell isn't going to happen. On the other hand, maybe the next time you zing some guy to get him to hit on me, perhaps you might try someone who looks a little less like he might start thumping on the dinner table and singing, "We accept her, gooble gobble, one of us, one of us," during our first date.
Sincerely,
*****
In other news, when I got home from work, I rewound the end of 10.5: Apocalypse to make sure I'd taped everything. Wait a second, THAT was their apocalypse? Oh, for crying out loud. Who sponsored it, Big Lots?