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[apocalypsos]

Dear Cupid,

Look, I'd like a guy who looks like Jensen Ackles or Jared Padalecki to hit on me, but I'm realistic enough to know that sure as hell isn't going to happen. On the other hand, maybe the next time you zing some guy to get him to hit on me, perhaps you might try someone who looks a little less like he might start thumping on the dinner table and singing, "We accept her, gooble gobble, one of us, one of us," during our first date.

Sincerely,

Bock bock Me

*****

In other news, when I got home from work, I rewound the end of 10.5: Apocalypse to make sure I'd taped everything. Wait a second, THAT was their apocalypse? Oh, for crying out loud. Who sponsored it, Big Lots?

Comments

[foenix.livejournal.com]

So wait... The whole "One of us!" thing *isn't* a good idea?

DAMN! I need to start rethinking my suaveness...

[missmonkeydust.livejournal.com]

So I'm not the only one who gets hit on by creeps, old guys and drunks then? Well doesn't that make me fell better!

Well the hell are the nice, good looking guys cause I want to know!

[budclare.livejournal.com]

I had a friend who used to joke that I ought to pick up guys at the library, but unfortunately geeky guys do not, apparently, hang out at the library. The mentally handicapped apparently do, though. There was this guy who was seriously eyeing me...I checked my books out and left as quickly as possible. God, that was depressing. This whole subject is depressing. Need brownies.

[cuissesdefer.livejournal.com]

You're the fourth girl today who has admitted to having pick-up problems. I hope the situation improves for all of us.

I just have to say, that headdesk icon rules the entire world!!

♥

[darci-marie.livejournal.com]

I'm right there with you. I'm on match.com. I'll admit to being shallow and I know I shouldn't be. I mean, at the most I'm cute. But, must all the old pervs, who happen to be massively murderous looking ontop of being tragically ugly always ping me! It's hopeless, lol.

[lypanov.livejournal.com]

now you've forced me to listen to marillion.
(the frrrrreaks quote is used in a lyric)

[florahart]

Yeah, horrifyingly, I watched the first two hours Sunday and then (after House; girl has to have priorites) the last hour last night.

At 10:45 I was going, um, WTF? Isn't this supposed to end in 15 minutes? Why are we not approaching, oh, I dunno, something resembling a wrapping-up point? I concluded, at 10:58, there should be an award for worst possible editing and pacing of anything ever, because it was like, explodey explodey explodey boom crash shakeshakeshake crashmore ....andtheninfifteenminutescrackopentheearthfromtheArctictotheCarribean.

While following with helicopters.

Wow, was that ever bad. :D

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Seriously. I have a feeling I'm going to LOVE recapping this, particularly the point where Beau Bridges sobs like an infant.

[laughingacademy.livejournal.com]

Tod Browning's Freaks reference FTW!

[sadiekate.livejournal.com]

On the other hand, maybe the next time you zing some guy to get him to hit on me, perhaps you might try someone who looks a little less like he might start thumping on the dinner table and singing, "We accept her, gooble gobble, one of us, one of us," during our first date.

Every time I think I can't love you anymore, you have to go and say THAT.