Yeah, the game isn't over yet, but ...

[apocalypsos]

... somewhere in Chicago, there's a blissfully oblivious fan contentedly in possession of a foul ball who's not going to make it out of his section without having said foul ball shoved so far down his throat, an armless proctologist will be able to remove it.

Comments

[altoidsaddict.livejournal.com]

I love you. *drunken*

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Dammit! The same thing happened a few years back with an Orioles 'fan'.

[devildoll.livejournal.com]

I doubt he's blissfully oblivious at this point. If he's still in one piece. Heh.