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tatty bojangles ([personal profile] apocalypsos) wrote2006-12-04 01:05 pm

I love how his emotional growth literally involves making it through the day without killing anyone.

Rudy's a fanboy.

I should not be trying not to laugh at Rudy just being an out-and-out Dexter fanboy. The way his response to Deb telling him that Dexter flipped out over the Blood-O-Rama was almost, "H-he didn't like my p-present? *whimpers, blubbers*" ... just, AWWWW. And he showed up at his apartment with porterhouse steaks and beer! Heh. That's so awesomely dorky. I really want to know if he started out a serial killer and then found out about Dexter and went with it, or if he became a serial killer to try and get Dexter's attention. Whatever it is, it's astoundingly creepy that he seems to know waaaaay more about Dexter's past than Dexter does. I mean, the fact that he mentions a chainsaw might have splattered the blood on the walls and then there's one in Dexter's repressed memories? GYAH.

Deb needs to shut it. I feel like I would like her a lot better if I didn't think she were completely oblivious. I just want her to be suspicious of something for a change -- Rudy keeping secrets, Dexter suppressing his emotions, something. Not that I want Dexter to get caught, and I kind of don't want Rudy to get caught if only because he gives Dexter so much damn amusement. But come ON, drama queen, think once in a while.

Have I mentioned how much I love Batista? Poor pathetic wife-wanting Batista, who went out and bought his wife a bunch of ugly jewelry and backstage passes for Neil Diamond. And then rambled on about Neil Diamond songs to some poor hottie in a nightclub. Awwww. And now Rudy stabbed him full of holes! Maaaaan. Okay, so just the one hole, but from the blood that was pouring out of the wound (hey, basketball guys, APPLY PRESSURE), it works well enough for its intended purpose.

Also, YAAAAY! Paul's gone! I hated that guy enough to wish that Julie Benz would suddenly change from Rita into Darla and just torture the hell out of him.

... oh, God, please don't let me write the crossover where Paul runs into Darla and thinks she's Rita and she ends up PWNING him something fierce. That would be wrong. So would the one where Connor runs into Rita and feels all obligated to help because she looks just like Darla and he and Dexter scare the hell out of him.

Okay, so maybe they wouldn't be wrong but I'm rusty on Angel so somebody else who isn't has to not write it. *shifty eyes*

Favorite moment of the episode? Doakes overhearing Dexter's inner monologue. That's just ... I can't even ... HE READS DEXTER'S MIND VOICEOVER.

[identity profile] crevette.livejournal.com 2006-12-04 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Rudy is SO a Marty-Stu. You know it. I was LAUGHING LAUGHING LAUGHING at that last night. Then I was cringing when I thought Rudy was going to snuff Angel. Then I was crying because he TRIED!

GRRRR!

[identity profile] etod.livejournal.com 2006-12-04 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha! I loved that Doakes "overheard" the voice over, too. Caught me off guard a bit.

And my favorite moment was Dexter's "oh shit" face after he hit Paul with the pan. I just couldn't stop laughing. Mainly because that face tells you he really enjoyed doing that, he just wished it wasn't such a public place.

[identity profile] paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com 2006-12-04 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I loved that moment too.

"I don't care who I have to hur--" WHANG!

Dexter: "Oopsie. Darn. Uh-oh. *sigh* Better get that tidied up."

[identity profile] thebratqueen.livejournal.com 2006-12-04 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Dexter last night was made of AWESOME! Not that I didn't already passionately love the show, and not that I didn't also love everything else about last night's episode, but a tiny detail like Dexter living in apt 10B? SO MUCH LOVE.

[identity profile] metalvirus.livejournal.com 2006-12-05 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Doakes hearing Dexter's thoughts were creeeeepy. For a second there I thought Dexter had lost is mind and had really said it out-loud Oo. Geez writers, don't scare me like that!