I'm a slut if I get pregnant and decide to get an abortion because I must do it all the time, since there are lots of women who love spending large amounts of money repeatedly on their birth control.
Seriously, where the FUCK does this attitude come from? "No, naturally I didn't think of using a one dollar condom or the thirty bucks a month of birth control pills first since if I had, you know, those NEVER FAIL. I decided to drop down five hundred bucks and get my uterus actually, literally, SCRAPED OUT as my first resort."
I'm a slut if I enjoy sex. At all. EVER. The only thing I should be thinking about when I sleep with someone is babies -- you know, like guys do.
*snickers* Do you ever find it surprising that the states with the most misogynistic laws are also the ones who crack down the hardest on sex toys? Yeah, me neither.
I'm a slut if I'm fictional and hanging out in scenes with your favorite male character, even if I'm never seen sleeping with anyone and he sleeps with anything with a hole in it and has been in a canon threesome.
Well, yeah. And let's not forget-if he walks around without his shirt, that's a moment worthy of whipping out the VHS and salivating. But Jo's three-inch strip of midriff, goddamn. How do they even let that girl go out in public?
I'm a slut if I wear a sundress or heels or makeup or anything more revealing than a sheet over my head or bother to shave my legs or style my hair, because it's clear I'm doing all of this so some random man on the street will offer to fuck me.
This one almost deserves another motherfucking word entirely on its own. Dear World: if I wanna wear my red lipstick, it's because I wanna. Not because I'm obviously out hunting for dick. And if I am hunting for dick, I'll kindly let you know. If I say no, back off, that means FUCKING BACK OFF, because I am an adult who knows my own desires-not a little girl, no matter how much a lot of you want to make me out to be.
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I'm a slut if I get pregnant and decide to get an abortion because I must do it all the time, since there are lots of women who love spending large amounts of money repeatedly on their birth control.
Seriously, where the FUCK does this attitude come from? "No, naturally I didn't think of using a one dollar condom or the thirty bucks a month of birth control pills first since if I had, you know, those NEVER FAIL. I decided to drop down five hundred bucks and get my uterus actually, literally, SCRAPED OUT as my first resort."
I'm a slut if I enjoy sex. At all. EVER. The only thing I should be thinking about when I sleep with someone is babies -- you know, like guys do.
*snickers* Do you ever find it surprising that the states with the most misogynistic laws are also the ones who crack down the hardest on sex toys? Yeah, me neither.
I'm a slut if I'm fictional and hanging out in scenes with your favorite male character, even if I'm never seen sleeping with anyone and he sleeps with anything with a hole in it and has been in a canon threesome.
Well, yeah. And let's not forget-if he walks around without his shirt, that's a moment worthy of whipping out the VHS and salivating. But Jo's three-inch strip of midriff, goddamn. How do they even let that girl go out in public?
I'm a slut if I wear a sundress or heels or makeup or anything more revealing than a sheet over my head or bother to shave my legs or style my hair, because it's clear I'm doing all of this so some random man on the street will offer to fuck me.
This one almost deserves another motherfucking word entirely on its own. Dear World: if I wanna wear my red lipstick, it's because I wanna. Not because I'm obviously out hunting for dick. And if I am hunting for dick, I'll kindly let you know. If I say no, back off, that means FUCKING BACK OFF, because I am an adult who knows my own desires-not a little girl, no matter how much a lot of you want to make me out to be.