I'm a slut if I wear a sundress or heels or makeup or anything more revealing than a sheet over my head or bother to shave my legs or style my hair, because it's clear I'm doing all of this so some random man on the street will offer to fuck me.

I actually get more grief about this from other women. I wore a tank top and cute red heels to work today and you'd think I was going out to blow the police department (I work in a court) afterwards.
Look, just because you're jealous that I look better in it, doesn't mean you have to hate, okay?