So I'm watching VH-1 ...

[apocalypsos]

I'm not the only one who wants to reach through the screen and smack every single one of those guys every time there's a commercial for The Pickup Artist, right?

I mean, I know I'm not, but still.

I kind of want to use a two-by-four with a rusty nail through it.

Comments

[cleverthylacine]

The guy who runs that show, Mystery? I used to post on the Rules Boards from 1999-2001 or so, and the Speed Seduction guys used to troll us, and I'd go to their usenet group and argue with them. It's so hilarious to actually SEE Mystery. I had no idea he looked like that. It cracks me up so fucking much.

I don't remember Matador or the other one, but Mystery and Ross Jeffries and I went rounds now and again.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Ugh. He doesn't look sexy to me at ALL. He looks like a petri dish wearing a fur hat. What woman in her right mind would -- okay, so maybe I just answered my own question.

(He just ... he has LIPS tattooed on his NECK. Something about that is so fucking gross.)

[cleverthylacine]

He doesn't look sexy to me, either, he looks like an annoying whiney Gothboy. And I'm right there with you on the lips.

I can't BELIEVE this is the same guy that I was talking to online in 2000.

I should have given him EVEN MORE shit than I did :)