So I'm watching VH-1 ...

[apocalypsos]

I'm not the only one who wants to reach through the screen and smack every single one of those guys every time there's a commercial for The Pickup Artist, right?

I mean, I know I'm not, but still.

I kind of want to use a two-by-four with a rusty nail through it.

Comments

[theliel.livejournal.com]

enlighten us poor students of the tee-vee, who not know these things, oh maven of the reality shows, what is 'the pickup artist' you speak of?h

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

The Pickup Artist is this show about these schlubs who are taught how to treat women like brainless slabs of meat how to pick up hot chicks by this "professional pickup artist" who's got the lack of brain cells balls to go out in public and call himself Mystery. (The only mystery apparently being just how many venereal diseases he's carrying.)

Really, it's just this slimy guy wearing a gigantic black-fur hat teaching guys who'd probably be the hit of any sci-fi con I've ever been at how to pick up bimbos.