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apocalypsos) wrote2007-09-16 03:14 pm
apocalypsos) wrote2007-09-16 03:14 pm
Why ...
... am I watching Mike Rowe masturbate a pig on Dirty Jobs when I'm busy making dinner?
... do I keep picking up romance novels where the porn is nice and smutty but the casual dialogue is written by someone who appears to be avoiding writing curse words with all the discomfort of someone sitting in the same room with a passel of toddlers? We're adults reading soft-core, damn it. SAY THE BAD WORDS.
... are there no dental school clinics anywhere near me? *sigh*
... is my only current option for putting gas in my car and food in my stomach for the next three weeks plasma donation? ARGH.
... do I not yet know the premiere dates of any of my favorite shows other than SPN? You'd think I'd be on that shit already, considering most of them are, like, this week.
... have I yet to watch my SPN season two extras? I wasted money I shouldn't have on the set for a reason. Sheesh.
... does most of my research for the next original novel I have planned entail reading up on fashion and Paris Hilton? Oh, the things I do for my art. Heh.
... do I keep picking up romance novels where the porn is nice and smutty but the casual dialogue is written by someone who appears to be avoiding writing curse words with all the discomfort of someone sitting in the same room with a passel of toddlers? We're adults reading soft-core, damn it. SAY THE BAD WORDS.
... are there no dental school clinics anywhere near me? *sigh*
... is my only current option for putting gas in my car and food in my stomach for the next three weeks plasma donation? ARGH.
... do I not yet know the premiere dates of any of my favorite shows other than SPN? You'd think I'd be on that shit already, considering most of them are, like, this week.
... have I yet to watch my SPN season two extras? I wasted money I shouldn't have on the set for a reason. Sheesh.
... does most of my research for the next original novel I have planned entail reading up on fashion and Paris Hilton? Oh, the things I do for my art. Heh.
Talking of animal masturbation
My sister just stared at him and said, "They're paying you to wank fish?"
And Wilbur hung his head, "No, I'm not allowed to wank the fish, I just hold the bucket."