Why ...

[apocalypsos]

... am I watching Mike Rowe masturbate a pig on Dirty Jobs when I'm busy making dinner?

... do I keep picking up romance novels where the porn is nice and smutty but the casual dialogue is written by someone who appears to be avoiding writing curse words with all the discomfort of someone sitting in the same room with a passel of toddlers? We're adults reading soft-core, damn it. SAY THE BAD WORDS.

... are there no dental school clinics anywhere near me? *sigh*

... is my only current option for putting gas in my car and food in my stomach for the next three weeks plasma donation? ARGH.

... do I not yet know the premiere dates of any of my favorite shows other than SPN? You'd think I'd be on that shit already, considering most of them are, like, this week.

... have I yet to watch my SPN season two extras? I wasted money I shouldn't have on the set for a reason. Sheesh.

... does most of my research for the next original novel I have planned entail reading up on fashion and Paris Hilton? Oh, the things I do for my art. Heh.

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[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

watching Mike Rowe masturbate

Ooooh!

a pig

...Doh.

[jira-rd.livejournal.com]

*sigh* Why do I read LJ while eating/drinking and then experience the pain of choking on laughter?

I hate the romance novels with good pr0n and terrible dialogue. I am going to write a realistic romance novel! And nobody will buy it because it will not be cheesy!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, I just ... *headdesk* One of these days I'm going to write a post with all of my romance novel pet peeves. I mean, I love trashy romance novels, but sheesh, can they talk like real people? And not dress "sexy" like they've never watched the way other people look when they leave the house? And not plug other romance novelists during the course of the story?

[jira-rd.livejournal.com]

*laugh* Well, my human sexuality class - the opening of the book is actually taken from the sex scene of some romance novel, and it's SO BAD. Taking about taking a picture of her wet, shiny lips.

... Which lips, I wonder?

[wrenlet.livejournal.com]

If Prison Break is one of your shows, it starts tomorrow? *helpful*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Nope, not one of my shows, alas. :(

Talking of animal masturbation

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

Ah ha ha! My brother had a few problems finding work after college (he's an offshore engineer, and it's a very specialised area where experience is all important), so he spent six months working on a fish farm. Spawning season came around, and Wilbur put on his hat, stood at the door and said, "It's spawning day today, we're going to wank fish."

My sister just stared at him and said, "They're paying you to wank fish?"

And Wilbur hung his head, "No, I'm not allowed to wank the fish, I just hold the bucket."

[broken-klaive.livejournal.com]

haha. okay Serriously, I have a friend over and somehow we ended up watching the pig insemination. Why are we watching this? I live in a city with thing to do.... yet here we all.

btw.. the horse was the best/worst part. and we are still watching.. its compelling .. somehow. peanut butter cups.. not a comparison.

[abbylee]

My favourite site for keeping track of tv shows is http://www.pogdesign.co.uk/cat/. You can select exactly which shows you want to keep track of so that instead of that mess you see when you first click on that link, I have a nice neatly organized calendar with anywhere from 0 to 3 shows on a day. Season premieres are even shown in orange text so they stand out a bit better. The information is grabbed from epguides.com, so it's pretty accurate. If you register an account you get a few more features, such as being able to take your settings with you and you can even download an .ics file if you want to sync it with your own calendar software.

[wiredwizard.livejournal.com]

lol... Ya got to love that guy...

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

Heroes starts on the twenty-fourth.

[irishblessing.livejournal.com]

Hey babe? Have you heard of Angel Food Ministries?

http://www.angelfoodministries.com

It helps us :)