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tatty bojangles ([personal profile] apocalypsos) wrote2007-09-23 04:31 am

Seven random facts about me ...

1. I used to have a really bad habit of biting my nails that I occasionally fall back into when I get really stressed out. People always used to suggest that stuff that makes your nails taste bad to make me stop, but it never tasted bad enough for me to quit. The only thing that's ever kept me from biting my nails has been to paint my nails and spend all day picking the paint off instead of biting them. It's why I've only ever had one real manicure.

2. I would hold a handful of dung beetles for a half an hour before I would keep a used sticker on my skin for more than a few seconds. A new sticker fresh off the paper is okay, but peel a sticker off something else and make me touch it and inside I'm freaking the fuck out.

3. I've said before that I almost never completely finish a meal, no matter how small I make the portions, but my brother pointed out to me that the only time I ever clean my plate is when my mom cooks. Otherwise, I always leave something on my plate. (I really try, I swear, I just get full before I finish.)

4. The only thing keeping me from shaving my head just 'cause is that when I had the chickenpox when I was a kid I apparently scratched the back of my head so much my entire scalp was one big scab by the time I got better, so I can only imagine what a lovely scar I must have under my hair.

The only reason I haven't dyed my hair blue or green or something is because I'm waiting until I can get paid and not have to deal with co-workers.

I really just have no qualms doing anything to my hair, ever. Lop it all off, grow it out, dye it pink ... don't care.

5. My first fannish experience was with Misfits of Science when I was about ten or so. It was the first show I ever watched religiously and talked about with someone else (my great-aunt).

6. I believe in God a lot like I believe in unicorns and leprechauns. I've never seen any evidence they exist but I like to pretend they do, like I'm going to turn a corner somewhere and there they'll be. (I totally blame that sort of attitude for the Books of Boggs. I always look down alleyways and over bridges and stuff around here and pretend I see things and creatures there. Yes, I'm still a six-year-old. Bite me.) The closest anyone's ever come to portraying the version of God that's in my brain was Alanis Morrissette in Dogma.

7. I can get ridiculously motion-sick. I haven't gotten on a plane without taking Dramamine since the first time to Disney World when I was a kid because I spent the entire plane ride down vomiting (I mean, the entire damn ride from beginning to end). I feel like I'm going to throw up within the first five minutes of riding in a car unless I'm driving. Even being near roller coasters and conveyor belts long enough is sometimes enough to make my stomach roll.

In fact, the only times I can remember not being motion-sick even though I had good reason to were the few times I've been on boats. Granted, I was never on them for a really long time or on rough waters but I can never recall feeling remotely sick on the water. (I do, however, spend as much of my time as possible on boats in open areas out on deck. Hi, remember me, the girl who likes reading about shipwrecks?)

[identity profile] lilacsigil.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
In fact, the only times I can remember not being motion-sick even though I had good reason to were the few times I've been on boats.

Interesting! I get severe motion sickness, sometimes even when I'm driving (watching TV, scrolling down a screen or moving my head the wrong way can set it off, too). It got much worse in my early 20s, so I've never been game to get on a boat since. Maybe the motion is different enough to not aggravate the motion sickness?

[identity profile] notrafficlights.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
I've never seen any evidence they exist but I like to pretend they do, like I'm going to turn a corner somewhere and there they'll be.

Congratulations! You have faith. Here, have a cookie.

but it never tasted bad enough for me to quit.

Werd, I used to suck it off and keep chewing.

[identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
Congratulations! You have faith. Here, have a cookie.

*snickers* Yay, I get a cookie! :)

I just find it funny most of the time that my belief in God is less big-scary-invisible-man-in-the-sky and more friendly-slacker-who-likes-to-play-Skeeball-and-just-happens-to-be-all-powerful.

[identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, man, what's Skeeball? Skeeball is that game that's at arcades and Chuck E. Cheese and stuff where there's these wooden balls you roll up a lane and into one of a bunch of numbered concentric circles for tickets for lame prizes. God takes days off and plays it all the time in Dogma, which I think sums up why I like my fake slacker version of him best. :)

[identity profile] budclare.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
And don't forget the standing on her head and wearing boxer shorts. (The boxers were the part that made me want to hug her.)

[identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, yes, YES. I have much love for the boxer shorts. :)

[identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
And I suppose I should clarify that it's not belief that God exists even though I've seen no evidence, it's knowing full well that he doesn't and pretending that my own version of God who just happily wanders around the planet being friendly and goofing off does. Which, you know, big difference.

[identity profile] notrafficlights.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
Oh indeed, and that's exactly what I mean. There's a difference between a personal belief that really doesn't hurt anyone (ie - faith in a deity) and a supposed "knowing" that others try and pass off as a belief just so they can go around shitting on other people for no reason unchallanged.

So yes, lots of cookies for you *heaps them all over*

[identity profile] umetnica.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I do the same thing with my nails. I haven't regularly bitten in a little while, but all it takes is a really stressful critique or a boring lecture and the nails are in danger. Painting is their only hope.
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[personal profile] tabaqui 2007-09-23 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Re: number seven.
Me too. Oh, mg. I get sick sitting in a rocking chair and i *must* drive and i can't watch Monstrous on a carousel or anything or head bang or even spin around more than once.
Stupid inner ear.

I'll bet you don't have a scar on your head at all. Scabs aren't very deep, so at the most it might be slightly *shinier* than the rest of your head, but i'll bet not.

[identity profile] fadagaski.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
1) I ended up liking the taste of the anti-nail-biting stuff. Eventually stopped of my own will, but have started biting again after camp. *headdesk*

[identity profile] jamesinboots.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I would hold a handful of dung beetles for a half an hour before I would keep a used sticker on my skin for more than a few seconds. A new sticker fresh off the paper is okay, but peel a sticker off something else and make me touch it and inside I'm freaking the fuck out.

I'm glad I'm not the only one disturbed by that shit. *shudders*

[identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, dude, for my job I have to deal with used stickers all the time. Taking them off CD cases, scraping them off the floor ... I do it, but I spend a lot of time internally freaking. I don't even get it. I'd say it was the glue thing or the germ thing but neither of them bother me in any other capacity.

[identity profile] jamesinboots.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh, I'm right there with you. I can't figure out why it bothers me so much either.

[identity profile] sorcha-feanor.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm the same with not eating all the food on my plate...the only time I usually manage to eat everything is when were at Swiss Chalet!
I'm also the same with the no motion sickness on boats...but motion sickness everywhere else. The 12 hour flight to South Africa was kind of hell for me.

[identity profile] septembergrrl.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
I always thought hair wouldn't grow in scars, but I did some Googling to check that before commenting and it looks like the answer is, "maybe it will, sometimes, if the follicle isn't too fucked." So there's no way of knowing what your scalp would look like without shaving your head to see.

[identity profile] beanarie.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, weird. The first time I can remember being airsick was on a flight to Disney World when I was a kid.
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[personal profile] fyrdrakken 2007-09-25 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Interestingly enough, I sucked my thumb till I was like six years old, and ignored my mother's attempts to make me quit by painting that nasty-tasting stuff on my thumbs because I wasn't keen on being forced and didn't mind the taste enough to comply. I think when I quit it must have been about the point I shifted gears to nail-biting, and I quit that when Mom gave me a little manicure/pedicure set for a present when I was in junior high or thereabouts. Found out that if I had the option of using a nail file to deal with the little snags I'd get (instead of just worrying away at them with my teeth trying to smooth them out until the entire end of my nail got bitten off) I could actually grow them out to a decent length. So now it's just the hangnails I nibble at. And now I knit in OCD fashion, and look for things to do with my hands when I can't be knitting (like, hi, chipping away at my current nail polish job).