Because Christmas can't get any lamer ...

[apocalypsos]

I skipped out on watching the ATWT Christmas special because it's already painful enough to watch these days without Victorian costumes, but:

LUCIANO.

*spontaneously orgasms*

I'm sorry, but Noah should call him that all the fucking time.

Speaking of things that are lame, Tough-guy actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of "mythical facts" about him. I'm suddenly thinking that he doesn't have to win the lawsuit to discredit the book. He's been steadily making himself too lame to be worthy of having that list of facts about him ever since he found out about it.

Comments

[wtfbrain.livejournal.com]

Oh, Chuck. How are you so LAME?

[sizequeen.livejournal.com]

The thing is that that the Chuck were in another book already and Chuck didn't balk at that. Also, he's a Creationist who supports Huckabee, so he's a dick all around.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Chuck Norris hasn't been worthy since Bruce Lee broke his neck.

They should have just made the list about Brian Blessed. In which case, of course, it would have been very different and much more shouty.

[sizequeen.livejournal.com]

Chuck Norris hasn't been worthy since Bruce Lee broke his neck.

Bwaaahhhh! getting his chest hair yanked out was his most entertaining performance.

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

Chuck should be honored that he's actually known for something these days other than endorsing Huckabee, burbling about God, and selling exercise machines. His plastic surgery is ridiculous too.