Because Christmas can't get any lamer ...

[apocalypsos]

I skipped out on watching the ATWT Christmas special because it's already painful enough to watch these days without Victorian costumes, but:

LUCIANO.

*spontaneously orgasms*

I'm sorry, but Noah should call him that all the fucking time.

Speaking of things that are lame, Tough-guy actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of "mythical facts" about him. I'm suddenly thinking that he doesn't have to win the lawsuit to discredit the book. He's been steadily making himself too lame to be worthy of having that list of facts about him ever since he found out about it.

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[wtfbrain.livejournal.com]

Oh, Chuck. How are you so LAME?

[sizequeen.livejournal.com]

The thing is that that the Chuck were in another book already and Chuck didn't balk at that. Also, he's a Creationist who supports Huckabee, so he's a dick all around.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I know, right?

(I went to the grocery store with my best friend during a break at work today and had a hard time expressing my reflexive disgust at the sight of Huckabee on some magazine cover. Once I tried, though, I'm pretty sure I persuaded her, the cashier, and everyone in a ten foot radius not to vote for him. And maybe to throw rocks at him the next time they see him. HARD.)

[sizequeen.livejournal.com]

Huckabee is the scariest mofo on the campaign trail though, because he's funny and as govenor of Arrkansas, he did a lot for the poor. Those two things could seriously influence liberal-leaning independents. he manages to keep is fucked up religious right stuff undercover, for the most part.

Let's not even talk about him using his clout to get his son off after he tortured a dog to death. Or his Arkansas crusade to make divorce nearly impossible. Or how he released convicts based solely on the say so of his preacher friend, and how one guy went on to murder-rape again.

FEAR HUCAKABEE.

[wrenlet.livejournal.com]

Or how he released convicts based solely on the say so of his preacher friend...

And based on the fact Clinton MIGHT MAYBE have had something to do with the case *fumes* The anti-Clinton hysteria is so insane, and has led to so much destructive shit.

What's funny is watching the non-evangelical neocons lose their minds over the possibility Huckabee will get the nom. Their strategy is all about getting someone who TALKS THE TALK, not WALKS THE WALK.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Chuck Norris hasn't been worthy since Bruce Lee broke his neck.

They should have just made the list about Brian Blessed. In which case, of course, it would have been very different and much more shouty.

[sizequeen.livejournal.com]

Chuck Norris hasn't been worthy since Bruce Lee broke his neck.

Bwaaahhhh! getting his chest hair yanked out was his most entertaining performance.

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

Chuck should be honored that he's actually known for something these days other than endorsing Huckabee, burbling about God, and selling exercise machines. His plastic surgery is ridiculous too.